Unitopia

"Hello North Utah, todays is going to be a nice sunny day," I groaned and smacked the snooze on my alarm clock. Ugh i dont wanna get up. Its summer after all. I was about to fall asleep when a sound if glass breaking downstairs, jolted me awake.

"Mom!?" I said in a groggy voice. I heard some running and then complete silence. I quickly grabbed my phone, which of course happened to be dead. I reached into my closet and grabbed my baseball bat.

"WHOS THERE!!!" i screech down stairs. "COME OUT! IVE GOT A FREAKING..... AK47!

I bolted down stars and to the door when out of the corner of my eye, i saw a cat figure, but the size a small child. The cat cleared its through. It was grey but had a huge top hat on, along with a cape and a random box.

"What the heck are you?" I asked the cat.

"Sorry for intruding, but you had a fine selection of milk products." He said in a old fashioned kind voice. He put out his paw to shake my hand but i noticed it was bloody. I cringed and backed away.

"Why is your freakin paw bloody!!" I screamed and swung to hit him. He hissed and scurried away.

"IM TELLING YOU ALL THE MILK WILL BE MINE!" I made a strange face at him and he attacked me. I screamed and he evil laughed. Thats all i remember before blacking out.

I woke up to a strange meadow. I sat up and i was dressed in a summer dress, with bunny designs on it. Wtf? I looked around and there were trees with huge jaw breakers growing on them. I looked behind me and saw a beautiful white horse drinking from a.... Rainbow waterfall....? I stood up and causally made my way to the waterfall... The water was shaped as small ovals. Wait no they were skittles!!!! Omg! I ran and jumped in and released that the horse was still there. I looked over and it was twirking, and looking me in eye and licking its lips. It winked and then, a unicorn horn came out and it laughed and ran off into the trees. I ran after it when it came to a stop at a huge cliff.

"Am i in a dream?" I asked it calmly. It grinned at me and beckoned me to jump on its back. I shrugged and jumped on. It launched off the cliff as i screamed then it sprouted wings.

I looked below and saw a huge lake of jello. I also saw many crazy creatures, and a huge oddly shaped palace.

"Wow! Whats that!" I shouted in the unicorn Pegasus ear. It kept flying and landed right at the door. It slowly morphed into a man... A really buff hot man!!! He had quiff that was black, and nice toned body and warm brown eyes. He had a perfect jaw line with a little scruff on it.

"Welcome to the Major Unicat, presidential mansion of many great conquers, souls, and tastes, feels. Home to the universes best and most exotic creatures." He said in a sweet deep rich tone. He grinned and then bowed.

"Im Zaynicorn, and you must be Perrie Redrough?" He asked. I was in complete awe. I stuttered a few unintelligible words when trumpet noises blared and the cat walked out from the palace doors. He grinned wickedly at me.

"YOU!" i screamed. He just smiled.

"Hello Perrie, im Major Unicat, just call me MUR, I'm ruler of this land, called, BeautifulUnitopia! I have collected you to compete in the special creature human Olympics." I looked at him because this cat is tripping.

" What the heck is going on?" I asked as i looked around. Many creatures have gathered to listen. Like mermaids, more hot unicorns, female unicorns, boars, beasts, huge cats, fairies, ect.

Mur only laughed. "Follow me inside and ill explain." I followed him and so did Zaynicorn. Omg Zaynicorn is so hot i just want to take him home and fly into the sunset on his beautiful wings, and get married and have mini Zaynicorn kids and have a family and grow old together and die in each others arms. He smiled and winked at me. I giggled and winked back.