Unitopia

FIGS

Unknows P.O.V.

"Seep. Seep seep. Seeeepooo. Pooosee. AHHHHHLLLL my life ive been tasty but now, woaa woah waoh fallin in a well." I sung into the empty jail cell. A prison Bat walked past. I scurried on all fours to the jail bars and stuck my hand out.

"Yeeep! Sir, over here!" I can tell the Bat is a newbie. Oh and Bat as in best-around-town. They are the cutest, nicest, stongest, meanest, awesomest, devilish, hungreyest, people in town. It just depends on the day. Oh and their all stationed as guards, or cops n stuff like that.

He looked at my incredible small hand, that was sticking between the bars. He walked slowly over to me. He looked at my face and squinted in the dark.

"Hi." I simply said. He cringed his eyebrows.

"Superhacaness yacka latamocha sacawannadudu?" He asked in their foreign language. I Laughed in delight. I have no native tongue but im sure glad i understand you bats." He smiled in return.

"Oh hey, look a penny." I pointed at the ground outside of my dark jail cell.

Oh wait. I forgot to explain who i am.

Hi im molly. Im the 'crazy' mental insane girl who they locked up years ago for attempting to push a child off a mountain. I swear to this day that that freakin kid was freakin chucky the doll and he just wanted my freakin candy. Nope hahahahhahah mine kiddo. Ive also been caught doing other random crimes and they decided to keep me here for life. Which in fact us Figs. Oh figs stands for, fast-incredible-gifted-supernatural. Or as we are more know as, Freaks-Insane-Garbage-Stupids.

Geez i know right, stupids ain't a word. Anyways im tryin to escape this freakin place. Im not a murderer i just don't want to live in a dungeon with my own poop on the floor, by my bed. I wanna go back to the wild. Or at least find my family. Us figs live for a long time. 13,000 years in fact. Im only.... Uhh i get back to you on that. Lets get back with the action now...

The bat looked down and i swiftly grabbed his belt, ripping it in half, wile tripping him with my other hand, and knocking him out. Cold. Not dead, but some minor injuries. I pushed him away, to the cell next to me. Franks cell.

I scurried to the wall with the belt clutched in my hand. I pounded on the wall.

"FSK! FSK! FRANK HURRY! OPERATION 76890473838 IS IN PROCESS." I heard some shuffling then i heard him chuckling. I examined the belt. Hmm wheres the hidden key. I swore. "Hey urr mully, wez gurts a prublum hur." I heard the old man frank saying. Hes been in that cell to long hes like the freakin hobbit, but he speaks like a hillbilly.

"Ugh what?" I said frustrated.

"Urr i aint, be fidin the key." He said depressingly. "Me neither." I said. That operation number i said, that was how many times we've tried Getting out. I slumped down in aggravation. Did this bat even have a key?!!?! I looked around out side of my cell. i suddenly saw a shiny flash of light on the ground and i instantly ran to it. A perfect key lay in the crack of the floor.

"FRANK YAY! I FOUND IT FRANK!" I scurried on all fours to the bars of the cell and scooped up the key. I heard him whooping of joy and other cell mates screaming in surprise.They always told us that we would never find a way out, and now their asking us to help them? No way.

I unlocked the cell and ran over to Franks swiftly unlocking his cell. We high fived and laughed as the other prisoners cryed for us to help then.

"Boooo! You guy never believed us now you stuck! Haha. I ran down the huge hallway until i came to a big wooden door. I unlocked it and bright sunshine came in.

"Wez free!" Frank cheered. I nodded squinting at the sun. Its so big and beautiful.

"Well i guess its time to part ways Frank, i cant be seen with a goblin." He nodded in understand ment. "Good bye Molly the fig." He limped into the forest.