We Italians love pasta. I cook a lot of Italian dishes when I am at home and I love making fun of the culture. If you don't know than its ok to make fun of your own culture. I am really good at making Spaghetti Vongoli. If you don't know what that is, it's spaghetti with a white sauce and clams. I like to cook on my own. And I only give my cooking to the people I have a crush on or am related to. So I am not your personal chef here to make whatever the hell you want. If you want Italian food have someone else cook for ya. I eat my food. You eat your food.
