After school i sat on the curb of the street like a hobo
'TURD!!' I heard someone shout while driving home
So there i was stitting on the curb like a hobe slash turd. When i saw Staan walk past me.. he saw me and commented
'Oh,hi..uh ill see you tomorrow'
I didnt say anything i was so excited that we spoke to me that i didnt even realise that he never even asked me if i wanted a lift THAT TIEF.
I decided to start walking home, such a sad life. Then i remembered the school had bicycles that we could use if we never had transport. I started running towards the stands to get a bicycle, but to see that the only bike left was pink and gay... i took it anyways, because i needed a ride.
I was about to drive out the gate when the gaurd shouted at me
'You need a helmet!'
I had to stop because he had closed the gate. I saw it coming.. oh no
'HERES A WATERMELONE!!!!'
Oh no i dropped the bike and ran out of the gates and began running home
