The Dare Club
Characters:
Joan(Jay)
Silvia(sil)
Les(Mel)
Kat(KitKat)
Max(Prince)
Rachel
Act 1
Scene 1: ( Black Screen, “Roll Over Beethoven” begins playing as the credits begin. The credits consist of footnotes, will be back signs, and brb texts going down the screen in the normal credits format, only sped up about six times. The credits end and the song fades out after the end of the first verse.)
( The “Dare Club” sits alone in a corner of a social club their parents forced them to join. The first meeting is in session, led by Max “Prince” who is the leader of the group.)
Prince(Standing Up): Welcome to the Dare Club. Hooligans, crackpots, and nutcases welcome, we are here to wreak havoc in this little neighborhood of ours. Any Questions?
Les(who is sitting at Prince’s feet, tugs his leg and looks up at him.) Yeah, when do we waste Rachel?
Prince(befuddled): Huh? (Les points at a girl sitting with friends in front of the cafeteria, kissing up to teachers.) Ah…… right now.
Jay(to kitkat): I dare you to walk up to her, dance like a chicken in her face, then scrunch up your face, get in her face, and go “BLAH!”
Kitkat(sarcastically): ppffft, for Rachel I’d do ANYTHING.
(Sil gets up, slaps Prince in the face and forces him to sit down.)
Sil: Shut up and go KICK HER ASS!
Prince: very well.
(Prince walks up to Rachel, prepares to kick her hard in the back, then stops, taps her shoulder, she turns around, as she does so he trips her, she falls to the ground, crying. Suddenly Prince helps her up, pats her on the back, apologizes, and does it again, laughs and walks back to the group.)
Les: Whatever, this group sucks.
Kitkat: We do suck, lets stop sucking and kick some major ass.
(A bell rings, indicating that its time to go.)
Prince: Very Well, we will kick ass.
(He turns around to a pissed off Rachel who slaps him in the face, then kicks him in the balls, calls him a moron, then walks off with a charming smile on her face.)
Sil: Right.
(Screen fades as they leave the social club.)
(scene 2)
(in a garage, the group sits, in deep thought, We Will Rock You plays as the camera moves from person to person, everyone with their chin resting on their fist, except Les, who is laying on his back on a chair, with his legs on the floor, looking up.)
Jay: I think I have an idea…
(Screen Blacks out.)
(Screen Fades in, Prince and Kitkat walk down a street side by side, Prince With a saxophone slung on him, wearing a trench coat and sunglasses, while Kitkat next to him wears all black with a Darth Vader mask on. The two walk up to a house, Prince hides next to the door, Kitkat walks up to the door and rings the doorbell, a man steps out, and Kitkat presses a button on the mask which makes a Darth Vader breathing sound, and Prince, out of sight, plays the Imperial March very loudly.)
