Boom clap the sound of my butt...
Once upon a time, there was a boy named Justin Drew Bieber and when he sang he won over every girl, but there was only one girl who had his heart, her name was Crystal. He got his stick and put it in the hole one day. The pleasure... very enjoyable for both. The next week Crystal had gone to the doctor due to the sickness she was feeling. She found out she was pregnant with Justin's baby, A BIEBER BABY! she was extremely happy. The next few months the baby began to come out of Crystal's butt and the baby was penetrating her cheeks. This was the first time anyone has every given birth from the rear end. She screamed in pain for Justin but he never appeared.
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