From: stephenlittlewood@lavenderapartments.org
To: hairystiles69@icloud.com
CC: louistomlinson@hotmail.com
Subject: sarcasm doesn't get you anywhere
dear mr styles,
i would like to tell you that your sarcasm isn't very much appreciated and maybe you should rethink what you say. mr tomlinson would like to tell you that he has friends and you are just "an annoying prick who thinks he's better than everyone else" and that "being friends with styles would be like being friends with katie hopkins". mr tomlinson and myself would like to tell you to not be such a "prick" in the future and stop being a "little shit".
yours sincerely
mr s. littlewood
landlord of lavender apartments
Sent from my iPhone
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From: hairystiles69@icloud.com
To: stephenlittlewood@lavenderapartments.org
CC: louistomlinson@hotmail.com
RE: sarcasm doesn't get you anywhere
oi oi steve,
thank you for that reply, i love being compared to katie hopkins, my favourite human being. please tell lewis i am honoured by his lovely warming words. also alice would like to add that mr tomlinson showers in the middle of the night sometimes which wakes her up, but she doesn't complain (normally because she doesn't sleep until like 4am).
hugs 'n kisses
harry
lol stfu tomlinson
YOU ARE READING
dear mr styles ♛ larry
Fanfictiona series of complaints that have been filed by a mr tomlinson about harry and his annoying behaviour followed by harry's sassy replies. lowercase intentional
