Today I went adventuring in the kitchen my slave, Liv, decided to touch me. TOUCH ME! Everyone knows you don't TOUCH THE CAT!! If she does it again I will EAT HER. I demand food but, I am not fed I don't understand my selves logic. I will try for food soon.
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So, I have tried for food, my slave turned me away again. I don't understand her logic is she trying to starve me? I'm not that fat, I'm fluffy. I swear I've been shaved before when I lose all the hair I'm as skinny as a bean. UGHHHH I NEED FOOD!!!!!!
Sincerely,
Godzilla Kitty (aka Evil Kitty)
