The garbage

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The Aussie garbage man notices that the bins are not out in the front yard.. He hops out of his truck and walks up to the stranger's porch.. He rings the doorbell..

No answer..

He does it again.
It opens up, an Asian man pops up.
"Hey mate, where's your bin?" The Aussie garbage man asks.
"I've been on the toilet" the man replies.
"No no no, where's your dust bin?"
"I just said, I just been on the toilet!"
"no, where's your wheelie bin"

"Can u tell you something?" The Asian asks.
The Aussie garbage man bends down.
"I've wheelie just done a poop" he whispers.

Ik it's Terrible.. It was much more humorous in my head.. Urm

Oh I have another one!
I'm so sorry guys this is probably torture

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