Terrible jokes..

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Knock knock
Who's there?
Interrupting cow
Interrupting w---
MOOOOOOO

Why did the skeleton reject the party invitation?
Cause he had no body to go with

Why did the skeleton ditch the public speaking?
Cause he didn't have the guts

Why'd the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiots house
Knock knock
Who's there?
The chicken...

Why'd you read this?
Idk
Not an answer
Yes it is
It's Opposite Day
So it isn't Opposite Day
.....
Don't ask what the last joke was..
I'm clueless myself so..

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