(D) Teaching a Ninja - Discord_murderess

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Me: Welcome back to Ninjago TRUTH OR DAREEEEEE!!!

Ninjas and Nya: UGGGGHGHGHGHGHGHGHG weh

Me: Today we have the same guest star- Discord_murderess !!! She has several dares so she will be joining us for the next few rounds.

Lalya: Hi again!

Ninjas: 'Sup.

Lalya: So today, I dare you guys to teach me how to be a ninja.

Jay: I was expecting so much worse. *phew* that takes tons off my shoulders.

Kai: Great! That means YOU can train her. *shoves Jay*

Lalya: Nope, you all have to chip in.

Kai: *crosses arms* And if I refuse?

Lalya: *kicks Kai in stomach*

Kai: *groaning* Lesson....one....complete....*coughs*

Jay: Well it seems like you don't need traini....DONT PLEASE DONT

Lalya: I won't! Let's start training.

Everyone: *goes to training center*

Lloyd: 'Kay, so here is where you will get started. Every time this thing spins, duck or you will get hit in the head.

Zane: It is kind of unpredictable (on purpose) so be ready.

Lalya: Got it! *stands under bar* *bar swings and she ducks, but comes up too soon and gets hit in the face*

Lalya: OWWW WHAT IS THAT THING MADE OF

Kai: Oh right, you were supposed to wear a helmet. *gets tackled by Lalya*

Lalya: Can I try again?

Cole: Sure.

Lalya: *goes back to standing under bar and puts on helmet* *gets in a stance and gets ready* *bar comes swinging, Lalya ducks- another bar comes and she stays ducked down - then she jumps up as a bar tries to sweep her off her feet*

Lalya: *panting and sweating* Okie, I think I'm done with that one. Wow that takes a lot of effort.

Jay: Nice job Lalya!

Me: Yah really! I just kept getting hit in the face when I tried it. Some people never learn. *stares into the middle distance* 

Lloyd: Try this one next. Stand on this pole and try to maintain your balance.

Jay: Nothing else will happen, of course. But you don't want to fall because you fall into a bunch of wood stuff with spikes.

 But you don't want to fall because you fall into a bunch of wood stuff with spikes

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Lalya: *stands on pole in crane position* I..I think I got it! *falls over into wood spikes* OWWWWWW


Me and Mya: *facepalms* Ooh, that's gotta hurt.



~3 Hours Later~



Lalya: HIYAH! *karate chops stack of wooden blocks, then bows to Sensei Wu*

Sensei Wu: You have been taught well.

Mya: Where the heck did you come in here?

Sensei Wu: Not important.

Lalya: LET'S GO KICK SOME OVERLORD BUTT! *runs to battle*

Me: Well, that's all for today! Thanks for joining us on-

Mya: NINJAGO TRUTH OR DAREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Me: Aww c'mon! That's my line!!

Mya: *runs*

Me: Hee hee he- oh wait where did she go? 

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