NO WAY AM I WORKING WITH YOU! (Dirk x Jake AgentAU!)

Chapter 2

About three hours later when five o'clock rolled around Dirk swiveled into his desk and Jake got in the personal helicopter to his next job. Dirk grinned as he pulled up the maps and statistics that his partner would need. Jake sighed as he put the assigned earpiece into his ear.

"Hello Strider..." he said, his voice crackling to life in the blond's ear.

"Why hello Mr. English" Dirk said leaning his head on his hand. Jake looked a bit confused by his tone but brushed it off.

"So where's this so called 'drop site'?"

"Hm... I dunno... according to the map it's right under you."

"WHAT?!? DIRK YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO TELL ME!" Jake screeched as he made his jump. He drew his pistols and made a quick descent.

"Ok, ok, I'll be a little more prepared next time, I was getting a little lost in your eyes..." Dirk said wiggling his eyebrows, causing a sigh from Jake, "So open your parachute in ten seconds!"

"DIRK I SAID GIVE ME WARNING!" Jake screamed opening his parachute and slowing his descent.

"Well I did... now stop you're giving the enemy a warning in itself"

"Dirk please take this seriously you flamboyant tucan..."

"I am taking this very serious! Striders are the epitome of serious!"

"I don't believe that's true..." Jake said as he landed cutting off the parachute. "Anyways where do I go now Dirk?"

"Keep heading forwards into that cerulean light..."

"Wow... it's so beautiful..."

"Not as beautiful as you Jake...'

"STRIDER, PISS OFF THE KIDDING!" Jake said sneakily running into the building.

"What are you saying Jake? I'm not fooling with you..." Dirk said pulling up the next map he needed, a little hurt.

"Wh-what?!? Wait you mean you're actually hitting on me?!?" Jake whisper yelled crawling into a vent.

"Well of course I am Jake..."

"WHAT?!"

"I am not a heterosexual"

"Strider what the actual bloody hell?!"

"What?"

"Why didn't you tell me you were-"

"We have spoken twice Jake, it's really more of a fifth conversation thing"

"I suppose so..." Jake said grabbing the bottle of sparkling silver liquid they were stealing. He put it in his lap and sighed in the vent. What the hell was he to do about this mess now? Just not speak for the rest of the mission? Or was he supposed to say something deep and meaningful? He wasn't great really at either thing so he just sighed again.

"Sorry Jake"

"About what?"

"Everything... This whole mission is a total disaster because of me... and if I knew it'd be this easy I would've just not said anything... I didn't think The Vriska Foundation Of Organized Crime was going to be so easy to break into..."

"Yeah that does seem odd doesn't it?" Jake said nodding as he crawled back out of the vent, "Plus you haven't ruined this mission in any sense of the term! I got the silver mind honey quicker than I have ever gotten anything before!" Dirk grinned, it was true after all.

"So I'm supposing you never want to speak to me ever again after this? Aranea told me how much you were loathing coming on this mission..." Dirk said a little more disappointed. This was not how he was planning on this going.

"Oh lord no! When I get back I may actually wish to hangout with you pal!" Jake said grinning and sending off the signal. Dirk blushed with hope, sure it was just "Pal" but it was better than nothing at all.

"Th-that sounds nice...!" Dirk said with the slightest of stutters. Jake noticed instantly, he was the best agent after all, but he said nothing of it. He knew that this must've take the ol' chap a lot or bravery to put on this whole charade so he thought he'd reward him.