Love Ain't Right

Confession Time

NEXT MORNING

You-(wakes up in Ray's arms)

Ray-(snoring)

You-ugh (stretching)

Ray-huh? (waking up)

You-nothing (getting up)

Ray-ohkay (rolls over)

You-get up

Ray-for?

You-I'm hungry

Ray-go eat

You-Raaaayyyy (whining)

Ray-I don't care if you make that voice I'm sleep

You-fine don't talk to me anymore

Ray-really? (rolling over looking at you)

You-yes

Ray-I need my sleep I'm a bitch when I don't sleep

You-and I'm pregnant

Ray-yeah you're meaner (getting up)

You-umm

Ray-don't look at him then shit (putting on house shoes) waking people up at 7 in the morning for bullshit

You-I want waffles with blueberries and chocolate chips and bacon

Ray-do I look like chef Boyardee?

You-better turn into him, oh and that's separate waffles by the way (jumping on his back)

Ray-the shit I do for you

You-I love you too. Now go

Ray-(goes to the kitchen putting you on the counter)

You-(sit cross-legged mixing the waffle mix) hey girl what's up eff this eff that you effed up

Ray-no one wants to hear the Rangers

You-boy burr they are sesy

Ray-whatever

R.M & Y.D-(walks in)

Y.D-wtf?

You-hi daddy

Y.D-what is with you two?

You-we need to talk to you

Ray-(drops the spatula) now?

You-after breakfast

Ray-(swallows)

Y.D-about?

You-uh us

R.M-what about you two?

Ray-after breakfast

Ray's Thoughts-go grab your phone charger money and car keys and stay close to the front door

You-hello, here

Ray-huh?

You-here, make my waffles

Ray-ohkay

Y.D-what the fuck is with them?

R.M-it must be bad

Y.D-like what?

R.M-failing school, he took her v-card

Y.D-you will lose your son

R.M-whatever

You-if you got ass then shake what it do turnt up with the crew you get 2 thumbs down if you turnt down

Ray-(quiet)

You-(hops off the counter and hugs him from behind) you good?

Ray-yeah

You-you're lying

Ray-no I'm not. Your dad is gonna chop off my dick make me eat it then skin me alive then feed me to the bears

You-no he isn't

Ray-that's why I have an escape plan.

You-what about me?

Ray-you can come but it's mostly gonna be on me

You-don't worry

Ray-too late. Watch this. I need to go grab something (running upstairs grabbing his stuff) ohkay

You & Y.D & R.M-(eating at the table)

Ray-(sits next to you)

Y.D-what do you want to tell us?

Ray-(stops breathing)

You-well, um we kinda fucked up big time

Y.D-how much?

You-um well

Ray-(shakes a little)

You-(looks at him)

Ray-I..I..I.. (Stuttering)

R.M-you what?

You-we

Y.D-you two what?

Ray-gosh your gonna kill me (putting his face on the table)

You-(bites your cheek tearing up)

Y.D-what is it?

Ray-hypothetically if I got her pregnant what would happen?

Y.D-your funeral's tomorrow

Ray-mom plan it

Y.D-wait what?

Ray-not hypothetic

R.M-what did you say?

You-I'm pregnant

Y.D-..............