Posters and War

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"The Prussian flag!"
"No! The Canadian flag!"
Mathew and Gilbert were in their room, argueing over which flag is better, in pillow forts.
"The Prussian flag is the best! It's better than that leaf!"
"It's a maple leaf, for your information! And most people would rather have that, than a devil bird!""Take that back!"
Gilbert took out a patatoe sack, while Mathew took out syrup containers.
"Last chance," Gilbert said.
"CANADIANS UNITE!" Mathew yelled as he squirted some syrup at Gilbert.
"Ah! My awesome face!" He yelled, as he wiped off the sticky substance the best he could.
"Kuma, do it," Mathew whispered to the bear.
Gilbert glared, wondering what he was up to.
"Gilbird, the thing," He whispered.
Both teens looked at each other and yelled,"FIRE!"

"How long does it take to get this out?" Mathew asked, as they walked around the campus.
Gilbert looked at him and said,"Depends, what about this?"
You see, Mathew had put some red hair dye in a container, to which Kumajiro squeezed at Gilbert, getting it in random places. As for Mathew, Gilbert told Gilbird to bomb Mathew with some black paint, which dried really quickly, that got in random blots in his hair.
"About... A week.""A week!?" Mathew glared at Gilbert, and he simply just rubbed his neck.
Mathew groaned and put his hand in his hair. He said,"What am I suppose to tell my proffeser?"
Gilbert looked at him and asked,"Why?"
Mathew replied,"My teacher's real strict about people who dye their hair, and I heard he tried to expell a kid who dyed their hair some blueish color."
Gilbert looked at him and said,"Too bad I'm not in your class," Gilbert faked a sad sigh.
"You are a jerk-face, Gil." Mathew huffed.
He looked at Gilbert, who gave a dramatic gasp, and said,"Ugh! I am so offended!"
Mathew laughed and saw that he needed to turn.
With a quick wave, he left Gilbert to head to class.
"Aw, I'm so alone," He said to himself.
Then, he saw two twins heading to class in front of him.
He smirked and ran over to them.
They didn't seem to notice him, so he put his arm around their shoulders, yelling,"What's up?"
The twins (clearly not expecting it) gave a little shriek, and Lovino punched Gilbert in the eye.
He fell back with a yelp.
"What the fuck, bastardo?!" Lovino whisper-yelled, taking mind that alot of teachers were around, and tried to calm down Feliciano.
"Just trying to say 'hi'!" He moaned.
Lovino pointed at his hair and asked,"What happened?"
"War," Gilbert replied.
"Say, I think we are going to be late for class, fratello," Feliciano said, as Lovino and Gilbert just knoticed the hall was empty.
"Shit!"

"Don't be late again, or else!" Mr.Romulus yelled.
They all nodded and made their way to their seats.
"Gilbert, wait, I have a new schedule for you. The system seemed to have gotten it mixed up. You just changed two classes. Not my class, though," He said.
Gilbert nodded, took the schedule and headed towards his desk, prepaired to fall back asleep.

"Ok... Here!" Gilbert said as he made his way to his new classroom.
He knocked.
A woman opened the door, she had short blonde hair, bright green eyes, and peach skin. She looked more like a grade schooler than a teacher.
"Hello, you must be Mister Gilbert. Please, take a seat beside Williams. Williams! Please raise up your hand!" She shouted.
Gilbert looked and to his beleif, it was Mathew.
Oh, shit. I just jinxed myself.

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