Sam Winters- Can Someone Shut Her Up?

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"So my great great great great great great grandmother..." Chatty Staci LeVan keeps rambling on.

What else did I have better to do? No friends, except for B and Owen, if you even call them a friend. B is silent. Owen's in a love triangle. I'm a loner. And pretending like I'm talking to someone other than my PS3, might score me some friends... Or even better girls.

"My great great great great great great great great great aunt..."

Now I know why she was voted from the show first.

"Does your mouth have an off button?!" Oh man I just said that out loud. She probably thinks I'm a prick.

"No. That'd be silly. But "My great great great great great great great great great great great great grandfather created the on/off button for the vacuum cleaner. Before then people left their vacuum cleaners on at all times."

Please. Kill. Me. Now.

"I gotta go. I'll talk to you later." I grab my books and stand up.

"Bye! My great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandmother created the goodbye. Before then people just walked off."

'Sounds interesting... NOT.' I think to myself.

Can someone even be related to everyone in the world who invited something?

I didn't think so.

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