**This is a conversation between 2 Potterheads and a new Potterhead who hasn't finished the series.**
Potterhead 1: "Wouldn't you read about ANYTHING Harry Potter related?!?"
Potterhead 2: "OF COURSE!!!!! Anything. Literally. I would read about the patterns of Dobby's socks, or the chocolate they give in the hospital wing, or-"
Potterhead 1: "YES!!!! That's it!!! A book about how the chocolate works against dementors and then how it tastes and then George's kids hijacking the chocolate and making it do funny things and...."
New Potterhead: "Why did you only say George? And why are you so desperate for a book about chocolate? I mean, yeah new books would be GREAT, but wouldn't you want them to fit the plot?"
Potterhead 2: "I'm just going to ignore that first question...."
Potterhead 1: "YOU HAVEN'T WAITED SEVEN WHOLE YEARS FOR A NEW BOOK!!!!!!! YOU HAVEN'T DONE YOUR TIME!!!!!!! YOU WILL SEE HOW DESPERATE WE ARE ONCE YOU FINISH THE SERIES!!!!!!!"
New Potterhead: "Ummmmm ok..."
Potterhead 2: "Plus, whatever Rowling writes will always be amazing."
*after the new Potterhead reads the whole series*
**goes up to the other Potterheads crying**
"NOW I SEE WHY YOU SAID ONLY GEORGE!!!!! I CANT STOP CRYING!!!!! I can't believe it's over!!!!!
***1 year later***
I CANT WAIT ANY LONGERRR!!!!!!!! ILL READ ANYTHING!!!!!
YOU ARE READING
Harry Potter One-Shots
RandomHilarious one-shots (sometimes pictures) to light up your day. An easy, fun, and enjoyable read! ALL RIGHTS to J.K Rowling & Warner Bros
