The Ms. Howze Origin Story

Chapter 2: The Plan

The Crew piled up into the van and started heading down the highway. Megan was in the back of the truck calculating her estimated take in the job, while Russell was stuck driving all the way there in the front seat. Ms. Howze was looking over the blueprint of the establishment, and was busy planning out how she would make this heist go underway.  It was a 3 hour drive to the destination, but it would soon be very much worth, even with the socially awkward trip with very little talking.

After the estimated 3 hour trip they arrived to their destination, 'The Penis Enlarger Factory' Russell sighed with awe, while Megan quietly said, "I've seen bigger."

Ms. Howze got straight to business, she opened up the back of her van and went over the plan. "Russell, you'll go in through the front door and handle the front desk, make sure NO-ONE escapes, we cant have any witnesses escaping, now can we? Megan, you'll climb through the vents and place the knockout gas bomb, and set it for 10 minutes, after than, I had one of our informants place a Cadillac out in the back parking lot for you to escape in, after that, you can expect your money in three to four days. Russell, make sure you walk in with your gas mask on, it will conceal your identity and make sure you don't get affected by the gas. I'll be entering through the back and making sure no-one leaves through there, I'll be wearing a gas mask as well. Once the bomb goes off I want you in the back helping me with the crates of penis enlargers. Once we get that done, I'll have my main squeeze come in with the helicopter for you to leave on with the dummy enlargers. I have hired 17 lawyers for you in case you get caught, but hopefully that wont happen."

Ms. Howze handed everyone a dildo-rifle and Kevlar vest except Megan, since Megan was the only who had no intentions of being seen.

Ms. Howze yelled, "Now lets go steal us some Penis Enlargers!" that was then followed with blank expressions and a cricket noise.