The Ms. Howze Origin Story

Chapter 3: The Heist

Russell busted through the front door with his dildo raised, and proceeded to yell at all the workers and visitors of the factory, "GET ON THE FLOOR! WE NOT HERE TO HURT YOU OR YOUR PENISES!" The sexually repressed mothers and their embarrassed husbands were cowering on the floor, one even managed to tinkle himself.

Megan unscrewed the vent cover and crawled inside of it. Megan had been inside of a lot of tight spaces, mostly buttholes, but none were as enclosed and dirty as this vent. She held the gas bomb tightly and squeezed through the vents, once she reached as far back in the vents as she could, she started the countdown, only this time, 3 minutes shorter, the reason behind this was non-existent, unless you count being a rebel. Once she squeezed out of the vent, she ran towards the Cadillac and jumped inside of it. Ms. Howze failed to mention that she didn't have the keys, neither with her or in the car, so Megan hotwired it, and drove out of there.

Ms. Howze lock picked her way into the facility with her hair pin, and then immediately started strangling everyone in sight with her zebra print leggings. Once she was done, she openly stated, "Howze 1, underpaid child workers 0." Once she was done T-Bagging her victims, she decided it was time to go move the boxes, she looked at her watch and stated, "Alright alright alright! We still got 3 minutes left!" She walked into the lobby and noticed Russell completely naked trying to seduce the coffee pot. "Russell, I told you! Coffee-pot sexual isn't a thing!" Russell sighed, and then put his clothes back on, completely ignorant of the people around him. Just as he was putting his pants back on, the Gas Bomb was set off, and the explosion was so effective, it knocked Russell onto his feet, but Ms. Howze, was expecting this. She knew Megan wasn't loyal to her, or her crew, she was just in it for the money.

Once Ms. Howze and Russell gathered their bearings, they started moving the penis enlargers to the truck. Ms. Howze was exhausted, but kept pushing. Just as they were getting close to the last few boxes of enlargers, Ms. Howze noticed a few boxes of enlargers up a ladder, she then instructed Russell to go get them. "Russell, be a dear and fetch me those boxes up their. Russell grunted, he then climbed up the latter, but once he got up there, he noticed a very attractive object, this object was no ordinary object, but a sexual object, at least in the eyes of Russell. Russell unzipped his pants, and walked closer and closer to a very shiny chrome plated coffee pot. Ms. Howze yelled at him, "Russell! No! You're ganna fall into that pit of Lubricant! This was no ordinary lubricant, this was a experimental super lubricant, so experimental that it can change any may straight or gay into a sex machine! Russell, disoriented from the heights, stumbled around, with a coffee pot on his weiner, and fell into the vat of super lube. Ms. Howze shrieked! "Russell! Are you okay!? Ejaculate if you can hear me! There was nothing... Not a single noise. Ms. Howze was sad at first, but then remembered when Russell called her a big fat stinky doodoo head, and soon forgot that he was existed, for all she cared he was dead.