Virals by Kathy Reichs & Brendan Reichs [FAN-FIC]

Seashell Shelton Time

Hello, world-renowned geek and self-proclaimed viral, Shelton here.

Do you like shells? Shells like do you?

Am I actually writing this. This is so weird though?

Shit I'm beginning to sound like one of those dumb-ass girls whose Instagram captions talk about how they have absolutely nothing to write.

Aaaand I'm starting to ramble.

Which is a good thing or a bad thing?

Anyway I went to Turtle Beach that day with Ben and we collected some sea shells. I found some (enter name of common shell species here) and (another name of common shell species). Ben was just there to shout to me about how annoying I am.

Okay I'm bored. And okay bye.

This is pure boredom and pure randomness and pure everything else -aj hehe