The first time I had seen a Shrek movie was with my family, but they mean nothing to me now. I had left them to meet the ogre of my dreams; Shrek.
My romantic, scandalous, spiritual journey had all began when I was playing Roblox with my girlfriends. Life had been so simple back then. Before I was hookin' and in desperate need for money.
I looked behind me and saw my hideous daughter, Teddy. She looked at me in disgust. I wonder to this day, what she was disgusted at. Was is the stale piss on my leg, or the fact that I haven't shaved in weeks, or that I was simply playing a children's game? If only I had known.
"If only you weren't a man whore for Roblox and would actually acknowledge your wife and five children." She said in frustration. I replied "I know that none of you are my children, possibly just you, but you were a mistake anyway." "Fuck you!" She screeched.
She quickly rushed away from the room, running to find comfort from anybody she could find. I simply knew that my Roblox Friends were more important than my asshole family. I was happy that my ugly shit for a daughter was frustrated from the absence of her father, and depressed that she wasn't even supposed be born.
I quickly returned to my game of Roblox. I met a kind handsome fellow on the server I was in. It was odd, his username was "SHREK_DADDY69." I found myself intrigued. We talked for a while(and sext) over various children's games. We exchanged numbers, and more and more I abandoned my family.
After a while, we set up days for us to meet. Little did I know, those days would be the start a new, adventurous lifestyle, filled with nothing but some of the best, worst, and tragic moments in my life.
It was a busy, mellow day. I was looking cute, all dressed up for my man friend. I was looking around for the man that would change my life and take me away from the family man hell l live in.
Out of the corner of my eye, I saw a glowing, heavenly, God like creature that was staring into my soul, and lusts for my butthole. It was Shrek!
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Sexual Tensions
SpiritualFollow Bob Duncan through the beginning of a new relationship filled with lust, sex, Roblox, and shrek. Authors note: By no means do I think I'm great at writing. This is the first story I have ever written. This is just all for shits n' giggles.
