Sexual Tensions

Temptations

I ran to him. He picked me up and it was the happiest I have ever felt. As he squeezed me in his arms the both of us felt my thighs and loins quivering in excitement. At this point I was in denial that this was real life. This being was truly a fine example of perfect. The way he pierces your timid soul with his gorgeous brownish eyes is incredible. His smile can cure the sickest human, his overall facial structure was almost as if it was crafted by a god like himself. And I had him all to myself. He was completely mine.

We walked together across the airport to the party bus we rented. It was just us now. The bar was fully stocked so we figured we would use it. After hours, we were more than tipsy. I put my arm around him and said "what now" as I was numb from the alcohol. He said "this." He made a sudden move and we locked lips. My eyes widened and his were closed. I immediately closed mine, and imagined us in a field full of flowers feeling each other while the Suns rays hit our backs. We drifted off into another realm totally different from our own. The complete Bob Duncan Experience.

Out of nowhere, my now ex-wife, Amy busted down the door of the party bus while we were parked at a gas station, and started screaming at me. "I knew you would be the type of man that would cheat, you scum!" She yelled. I raised my voice back at her and said in a very sassy tone " it's cute that you think we are still married. Wake the fuck up! I don't love you or your children, and I never have!"

Before she could storm off, Shrek swallowed her whole! He fully absorbed her essence and shit her annoying energy out. "I love you so much, boo." I said seductively. "But, I don't know how we can take it even farther." I told Shrek. "I do." He said mysteriously. He slowly reached behind his now naked back, and pulled out what people know today as, a minion.