Sexual Tensions

They're Back

As I entered Shrek's house I received a text message from my daughter. It read "I hope you know that you ruined all of our lives now. We are all homeless, and we can't even find mom now." I replied "she dead LOL." I stored my phone away and went upstairs to Shrek's room. He asked me if I wanted to play with his transformers action figures, and I said yes. We stayed up there for hours playing Roblox too. Until we heard a knock on the door. We could hear the door breaking open and dirt, ashes, and the sound of blood thirsty, revengeful children filled the house. It was definitely the children coming to kill me.

"Come here, bitch!" Charlie said. "Gimme More" by Britney Spears started playing. We ran as fast as we could from the evil children, until they caught us. Shrek broke free from their grasp and hurled a few of them a mile away. Gabe grabbed my leg and tried to bite me. I picked him up from the back of his shirt and kicked him in the stomach. He cried in pain and I dropped him. Shrek's backyard had been a battle ground for the Duncan children and Shrek. I ran toward Shrek as he was fighting the children. I helped him exterminate the pests.

Shrek was so angry he channeled all of the energy in the universe to become his final form. A yellow force field sprouted around Shrek. It then exploded, and amidst the ashes of the ruins of Shrek's house, a golden God in the shape of an onion stepped forward. It spoke "get out of my swamp." The almighty being then turned the remaining evil little people into minions. After that, he brutally slaughtered them.

I aspired to be a god like Shrek and float through the heavens overlooking the whole planet. I asked him "will I ever be an onion lord like you." He spoke words I will never forget. "Ok."