What in the actual fudge

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~~~~~returning from shopping~~~~~
You and Haruhi had been sent out to get some supply's that the host club needed and you had your headphones on (shown above).
   "Thanks little piglets for the shopping." Tamaki said while Haruhi dead panned and you were giggling.
    "Ever thought how weird 'piglets' sounds?" You asked Haruhi who stared at you. "I mean if you say it enough it just sounds weird...pppiiigggllleeetttsss~" you said while half snorting and Haruhi giggled with you.
   "You are so weird Faji." She said you. "YA DARN RIGHT! I'm awesome." You yelled/told your best friend.
   As Tamiki was going through the brown bags which held the groceries he came across something new to his richey world. "Hey, what this?" He asked while holding the instant coffee you and Haruhi had bought.
    "Coffee, exactly what it looks like." You and Haruhi said siamotainously. "We can take it back if you want sorry for not buying expensive coffee." Haruhi said though mumbling the last bit. "No, I WILL DRINK THIS COFFE!" Tamaki exclaimed. "YES AND I WILL BE IN THE CORNER WATCHING NARUTO!" You exclaimed just as dramatically.
    You helped Haruhi create the coffee  and ninjaed your way to the window sill with poky in hand and began watching one of your favorite animes of all time. You looked adorable and everyone 'Dawwed' at how cute you were. But due to you being lost in the anime you were oblivious to this like always.
"Faji, Haruhi I want you to meet some one." Tamaki yelled to you guys while gesturing to a pretty red headed girl beside him. "Coming tamaki gimme a sec!" You yelled back but when you got off the windowsill you were sitting on you face planted. "I am so awesome!" You said while recovering and posed like tamaki. Many of the girls giggled or were blushing.
"Guys, this is (insert red heads name) she is my most regular costumer." Tamaki said. "Why hello there milady!" You said while grinning with a peace sign on your face (like Finny from black butler) "hello there!" Haruhi said with her signature closed-eye smile. "OH YOU GUYS ARE TOO CUTE!!~" tamaki exclaimed while spinning the two of you around. "Whee!!!" You said while Haruhi called for help. Mori came over quickly and grabbed the two of you. *lightbulb*
"That was fun." You said two Haruhi still dizzy and wobbling trying to get you balance. Your glasses were crooked and your hair was even more crazy then usual.
"Hmm, maybe if we took off their glasses the would look better..." The twins said while taking off your and Haruhi's glasses. "IM BLIND!" You yelled while Haruhi was explaining that she needed them to see. Tamaki came rushing past the twins and stared at you and Haruhi. He started ordering the host club to get things for you two. Soon you and your friend were wearing contacts and in a changing rooms with the uniforms being told to change.
"Wow, YOU TWO LOOK PRETTY AS GIRLS!" Tamaki yelled to you and Haruhi. "Dannnnng~ we look AWESOME! That's probably cause I am awesome." You said to your friend and the host club. "Are you sure we can keep these uniforms?" Haruhi asked kyoya. "Of corse. With these uniforms you may draw in more customers. "Starting today you are hosts!" Tamaki exclaimed while posing. "What in the actual fudge?" You dead panned as Tamaki began explaining proper host educate.
"Obnoxious!" Haruhi said out of nowhere. Tamaki went into his emo corner. You started laughing with the twins until Haruhi completed Tamaki about how some thing stuck with her. "NO ME!" You yelled with poky sticks in your mouth pretending you were a walrus with the twins and giggled. Everyone had a slight blush on their cheeks due to your oblivious adorable ness. "You two will need a type...hmm, I got it Haruhi will be the natural type and Faji will be the-" Tamaki was cut of by you. "THE AWESOME TYPE!" You yelled and everyone laughed. "It suits him." Kyoya said. "HELL Z TO THE YEA!" You said. You then grabbed myour electric guitar and began playing and and singing.(The song above. ) everyone stared at you in aw. "Did I not say that I was fabulous?" You said while grinning. "Y-you, THAT WAS AMAZING!" All the host club members said in unison except Haruhi who was used to this but she was smiling none the less. "When do we stet the host club thing?" You asked kyoya who was still recovering from feeling emotion. "Tomorrow." He said with his glasses flashing. "Great, me and Haruhi have to go now! We don't want to miss the new airing of (fav anime) BYE!!~" you said while running out the door pulling Haruhi behind you. So KAWAII! all the guys in the host club thought.

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