LOBELLIA!!!! Screw you

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Just realized that I forgot to write a chapter where the twins fight and won the bet. Pretend I did.

Tamaki and the host club had glomped you as soon astounding came off the stage. There was apologies and forgiveness  flying everywhere. Needless to say you and Tamaki were closer then ever. That was until next Monday.

"YAYYYY!!!! MUSIC FAIIIR!!!" You shouted while running through the halls in to the host club. " DADDY!!" You shouted flying into a hug and you spun him around *you spin me right round baby* Tamaki was on cloud nine. Haruhi was out buying more coffee while you were practicing for the music fair. Then the doors flew open. DUN DUN DUN!!! In flew the three lobelia girls with haruhi in their evil clutches~!!

"NNUUU!!! HARUHI!!!" You shouted being as overdramatic as Tamaki while fake dying. *silence* you burst out laughing and so did the ret of the host club. The lobelia girls jut glared at you until they realized you were a girl.

"OH! Fair maiden! How have these idiotic boys forced you to say these..." She had no idea what to say. So you finished for her.

"I'll have you know! That you-are-a BUTT!! :D" you said with a grin. When she was stunned with the rest of the girls, you sprinted over to your best friend and put her on your shoulders and crashed onto the couch laughing.

"HOW CUTE!!" Tamaki and the girl said. When they realized they said it together they glared at each other.

"LOBELLIA~" sang one girl in the back trying to get the main one back on track. By now you had caught on. Mu ha!

"LOBELL~IA!!" Sang another. And finally came miss priss.

"LOBEL_IA~!!" She sang in a deeper tone. You had already warmed up your vocal cords and Haruhi was expecting you to do this knowing your personality.

"OURAN~!" You sang from on top of the couch. You had a real deep singing voice (Think p!atd but a bit higher). Everyone was blown away. Except good old Haruhi. You scoffed. "C'mon guys! By now you should know I'm a great singer. You even saw me at the bar thing. I am disappointed in you!" You said slightly smirking. This sent Tamaki into his emo corner and sent the weird girl into a tackle like a football star. 

"B-BENIBARA!" Stuttered the girls in the back worriedly.

"OH FAIR MAIDDEN! WHAT A BEAUTIFUL VOICE YOU POSSESS!!" Shouted benibara from on top of you.

"GOD FUDGE!! GURL! YOU GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK~ I-I'm d-dyeing- goodbye cruel world- XP" you acted out scaring everyone except: best friend Haruhi.

"OH MY!! WHAT HAV I DON-" she was cut off by you getting up and walking over to the rest of the host club.

"I also act~!" You did a Tamaki pose stealing his sparkles. Everyone in the host club hugged you causing you to as soon as you got o their grasp, into a face plant and trip into the couch.

"I'm a ninja." You said pointing to the heavens.

"Oh fair maiden!" Benio said chuckling. Not weird. At allllllllll~

"anyone else creeped out by these random girls coming in here nearly molesting  Haruhi?" You asked.

"..."

"No?"

"..."

"Welp! That happened!" You a said bounding over to the cake cart and taking 2 slices of strawberry. One for you and one for hunny of course!

"You have my word fair maidens! I will rescue you from these fools!"

*haruhi used: DEFEND HOST CLUB
*host club used: TRUTH
*host club used: WE SOLD YOUR AND FAJI'S STUFF

"You sold what?!" You nearly screamed at the top of your lungs.

"Your guitar pic-"

"-And Haruhi's pencil!" Hikaru and Karu said together. You were mad and Haruhi was mad. You had just bought that at the store while Haruhi got hers for free. You were waaaaaaayyyy~ more butthurt about it then her. 

"Well then maidens! You are welcome to come," *deep not smexy voice* "with us~" benibara said while leaning into you and Haruhi.

"Maybe we will!" You and Haruhi said while storming out of the host club.

~~~time skip~~~

The host club decided to fix it the next day by dressing up as girls and then had to rush you to the infirmary because you passed out after laughing to much and couldn't breath. Yay for you!

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