So last night, while I was all snuggled up with my Netflix and my Orange Mocha Frappachino I get a text from Mū Bæ and so I was pretty pissed. So when I went to reply, "Go to bed you Lardass" it autocorrected to Kim Kardashian. I didn't want to give that friend the utmost compliment of being called QueenK so I had to take it make immediately and simply write 'Lard ass'. I wanted it to be one word but no, it had to be two freaking words. Thanks apple, for complimenting my friend. Yeezus!
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