Welcome To My Life.

Chapter One

Hiruzen had no idea how this had happened. His best Jonin had been turned into an infant. No one knew what had happened either. He'd sent an ANBU to get him and he'd been brought an infant. Hiruzen sighed as he held the child. He had marked Kakashi out on a long term mission.

Team seven was sent for as well. So here he was handing out missions while Kakashi slept in a basket near him. When team seven came in teams eight, ten, and nine were there to get missions.

"Hey Jiji. What's up?" Said Naruto

Hiruzen said, "Kakashi had to leave. I needed him for a mission. So he's going to be gone for an indefinite amount of time. I don't know how long his mission will take him to complete."

Sakura said, "OK. So whose taking over for him?"

Hiruzen said, "Unfortunately I have to split you three up for training. I don't like doing this but I have too. Iruka has agreed to take you all one once a week for group training when he has a day off from the academy. So Saturday you'll be meeting at field seven. Until then Sakura you'll be joining team eight. Sasuke the council vetoed me on you or you'd be joining team 10 for training. They feel you need a private instructor instead so I have asked Hayate to train you. Naruto your choice is up to you. Asuma or Gai?"

Naruto knew both and said, "Could I do both?"

Hiruzen was shocked and said, "Explain your reason."

"Well Asuma is wind affinity as am I. Plus he's more strategy then physical work. And Shikamaru can vouche that out of our graduating class I was the only one better than himself at strategy." Said Naruto

Sakura went to hit him when Shikamaru yawned and said, "He's right sir. I can think ten steps ahead of anyone. Naruto can take a scenario and find a plan and have a back up for every outcome, and a plan for those possible outcomes and so on till there is nothing left to plan. His mind can play out multiple battles full scale and he can think and see ahead a million moves ahead of his opponent." They were shocked, "It's troublesome but Naruto has the mind of half my clan in one body. And has a higher IQ than myself. I tested it once out of curiosity. I'm only 229. Naruto is 449. That's note than my dad whose at 335."

They were shocked and Shikamaru said, "He'd benefit from training under Asuma-sensei."

Hiruzen said, "And why Gai?"

"Cause he's physically inclined. I'm a stamina monster Jiji. If anyone can work me to my limits it'd be Gai. Asuma can take the intellectual and chakra based part of training while Gai takes the physical work he's good at." Said Naruto, "That way it evens out better."

They were shocked and Hiruzen said, "Do you two agree with this?"

Asuma said, "I don't mind."

"Me either sir. I could help bring out his springtime of youth." Shouted Gai

"I think I'll forgo the green spandex Gai. But thank you. One Kakashi would murder you with a rusty spoon. And two green makes it look like I vomited on myself." Said Naruto

Sakura said, "Yeah right."

Naruto said, "Lee can I borrow yours for a second?"

Lee removed his suit showing he wore a black one underneath. Naruto put it on and said, "You were saying Sakura."

Sakura gaged and said, "Eww take it off. Your right gross."

Naruto removed it and gave it back and Gai said, "I can find an orange one."

Naruto chuckled and said, "Then Jiji would murder you. I'm fine though thank you."

"Very well if your sure." Said Gai shocking them by giving up.

Hiruzen said, "Alright then Naruto you'll meet with both teams. I also have an ongoing mission for you three." He took Kakashi from the basket and said, "You three will be responsible for him till Kakashi comes back."

Naruto cracked up and said, "I knew Sensei got a piece of ass a while back. Guess she finally gave him a puppy of his own."

Hiruzen chuckled and said, "Yes well both his parents are gone. So he's yours to take care of."

Sakura took him and held him at arms length. Naruto rolled his eyes and Sasuke said, "Don't give it to me. I'm not taking care of it."

Sakura said, "And what cause I'm the girl I have to?"

Sasuke left the room and Sakura literally shoved the child at Naruto before running after Sasuke. Naruto barely had time to catch him before he fell.

"I fear for their children. I really do." Said Naruto, "And I swear to god if they have them together their kids are doomed."

Kurenai said, "No worries one session with me and she isn't gonna act like that promise."

"Thank you." Said Naruto who looked at the kid, "Guess your with me buddy."

Kakashi had been horrified at learning he was being left with his team. Now he was terrified cause they'd left him with the blonde idiot.

"So what's his name?" Said Naruto

Hiruzen was froze and thought, crap I forgot a cover story.

Naruto said, "Well he's sensei's son. So its either Minato or Obito. Maybe Sakumo if he's moved past his anger at his dad for committing suicide."

They were shocked and at his dad's name Kakashi had looked at Naruto so Naruto said, "Guess he did huh puppy."

Hiruzen just went with it and said, "Yeah it appears he did. His names Sakumo."

Kakashi was horrified but thought, it'll be alright. Everything will be fine.

Naruto said, "I will see you two tomorrow. Asuma sensei I'm going to send clones to your field to work with you since Shadow clones can't do physical work. And I'll meet you at 5am tomorrow at the usual spot Gai-sensei."

"Very well Naruto." Said Both men

Naruto said, "Jiji can I have permission to access Sensei's bank account? I'm gonna have to get him things and I'm worried I won't have enough."

Hiruzen wrote it up and said, "Of course Naruto just don't make him go broke."

"Not Sakura Jiji. She'd go on a shopping spree. Getting new clothes and junk. I'm just gonna use it to get him a place to sleep and necessities he'll need. I'm more responsible then my idiot teammates." Said Naruto taking the note and bowing before leaving only to look back in, "Oh and Jiji you have a ton of paperwork in your office. I was nice and left clones. You'll only have to sign what's on your desk. They'll stay and sort through whatever is brought in and file everything for you. Your secretary is a lazy bitch. You should fire her. She's not even doing her job."

He left and Hiruzen said, "That was nice of him."

Genma said, "D-rank pay sir?"

"Make it B-ranked I don't know how much of that is classified documents and how much is frivolous junk." Said Hiruzen

"Yes sir." Said Genma

A/n: well this is the first chapter hope you liked it. Please give feedback on this so I know whether to continue or not.