Welcome To My Life.

Chapter three

Recap:

He laughed. And said, "I can see if now...Hey guys I gotta tell you something. I eat other humans. This happened because..."

Present:

"The Orphanage Caretaker Kotono Kano used to lock me and the younger kids she deemed unadaptable in the basement to starve to death. To keep from that happening I and a few others took to eating the ones who died. And eventually I was all that was left. When I was three I was thrown out of the orphanage where I took to prowling the streets eating homeless people who died or prostitutes who were killed by their pimps or Johns. Yeah that'll go over real well." Said Naruto

Ibiki said, "It'll be alright Naruto. At least tell Kakashi. That way when you leave the village you won't have to explain it to him why your cleaning up dead bodies by eating them. Trust me its worse when your covered in blood and in the middle of eating someone."

"Kay I'll think on it. You got that one?" Said Naruto

"Yeah no problem. You require medical treatment." Said Ibiki

"Nah but can you check over Sakumo there. I dropped him when they hit me." Said Naruto indicating the infant.

Ibiki checked him over and rubbed his cheek and said, "Awe aren't you just the cutest baby ever."

What the hell? Ibiki's smiling and being nice. The world's ending. Thought Kakashi

Naruto said, "Its supposed to be a whole team mission. But they bailed. So I'm watching him for sensei till he returns."

"I'm sure he'll appreciate it." Said Ibiki, "If you have any more friends. Please use the seal before you kill them and make them into stew please. You know I make them suffer before I give you the body to eat."

Naruto said, "Sorry he pissed me off. Bastard actually thought he could come back for round two."

Ibiki said, "Yeah I can see that. I'll hand in his head and put the money in your account."

"Kay thank you. God I can't wait till I reach Chuunin when i can access that baby." Said Naruto

"I would hope so. Your the only 13 year old self made billion air I've met." Said Ibiki smiling

Naruto surprised Kakashi by bathing him, changing him, feeding him.

"Don't worry its not the stew. I wouldn't feed you another person. Its an acquired taste." Said Naruto smiling, "Its chicken noodle."

Kakashi tasted it and then ate it. Naruto smirked and said, "Oh and I lied that was the Jiro stew."

Kakashi looked horrified and Naruto busted up laughing and said, "That's what you get. Imp. Mission my red furry ass. Call that pay back for this Kakashi."

He looked at him in shock and Naruto said, "You have a birthmark on you ass. I've seen it when we were at the hotsprings once. So how are you a baby?"

Kakashi gave him an annoyed face and thought, If I knew that I'd change back brat.

Naruto said, "Don't know either huh. Well I sent a clone by your place to check it out. Our nose is better. So maybe Kurama knows. Kurama is the Kyuubi by the way."

Naruto sat down with a bowl and said, "Don't freak out OK. I'm starving."

Naruto ate his Jiro stew. Kakashi watched as Naruto picked the bones clean like chicken. Naruto held a piece out to him and said, "Wanna try it?"