Welcome To My Life.

Chapter Four

"Welcome and i meant it. She's the monster." said Iruka as he ate his lunch.

Sasuke said, "Who else knows this?"

"You two, Iruka-sensei, Kakashi-sensei, and Ibiki Morino our head of T&I." said Naruto

"Please tell me Kakashi didn't learn the way me and Ibiki did?" said Iruka

"Yes and no. He caught me eating human stew." said Naruto, "Not being elbow deep in a bloody steaming human body with chunks in my bloddy hands eating said person like you two did."

Sasuke felt sick but managed to keep his food down. Sasuke said, "What did sensei do?"

"Nothing. I offered him some too." said Naruto who smiled as he ate his food.

"And he declined." said Iruka knowingly

Naruto smiled and waited till he took a bite and said, "Nope tried it actually. Agreed it wasn't half bad but he wasn't gonna start eatting people."

Iruka chocked on his food and Kakashi laughed making Naruto chuckle. Sasuke said, "He tried it seriously?"

"Yep." said Naruto picking up another peice of meat, "Why rethinking your earlier decision and wanna try some?"

Sasuke really debated it. And just said fuck it if Kakashi did it then it wasn't that bad. Sasuke actually bit some of the meat. Iruka gaged but didn't vomit. Sakura came over and went to sit down when Naruto said, "You good?"

Sasuke chewed for a bit and said, "Its not bad. Tough but not that bad. I've had worse actually."

Sakura went green and said, "What are you eatting?"

"He changed his mind about trying some of Jiro." said Naruto

Sakura left and vomited again. Naruto snorted and said, "Lightweight. Iruka-senseisensei didn't vomit and he watched him bite it."

Iruka said, "I was close though. Just please don't turn cannibal too please."

"Nah not doin that. Its just something new." said Sasuke shrugging

Sakura came over and said, "Your gross. Sensei isn't gonna stand for that."

"Sensei knows and like Sasuke has tried it. And agreed it wasn't bad." said Naruto pointedly

Sakura turned green and Naruto grabbed her hand and hit her wrist hard. Sakura didn't feel sick anymore and said, "What did you do?"

"Pressure point used for sea sickness. Remind me to remove it when you leave or you could wind up eatting weird things cause they taste good. It messes with your sense of taste." said Naruto

Sakura returned to her lunch and said, "Your right cause this tastes weird."

"Yeah just ignore it." said Naruto, "Trust me. You could eat shit and i mean litterally eat shit right now and you would probably swear it was chocolate."

Sasuke snorted and said, "That i would pay money to see."

"Your both sick." said Iruka amused

Naruto snorted and said, "Says the guy who actually did that cause he forgot i had placed it during a demonstration."

Iruka turned bright red and said, "You ass you swore never to say anything about that."

"I swore never to tell Izumo or Kotetsu. I never swore i wouldn't say anything to anyone else." said Naruto dodging the swats

"Damn your right." said Iruka, "Curse you."

Kakashi was laughing his ass off. Iruka said, "Its almost like he knows what were saying."

"Nah just finds you trying to hit me funny." said Naruto, "Its a little kid thing."