My AttemptAtABoook

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Kira looked down a street. She fell into a big hole that she didnt seee. her face was covered in grossie things. like you and me she had caused some horrific thing that made no sense. yet she did it and did it well fi you ask me. she wore a bikini! who the flip wears those anymore thats right no one does if you do then you have issues like self confidence don't show yo skin ever ever ever its gross and bad and no one likes it. anyway back to the story of a girl named kira and macklen macklen was a fat duck that lived in the whole on the street. theere was a magical wand that macklen accidentally ate yesterday while int he whole that is in the street . Kira saw macklen and macklen said kissy kisssy fisshy fishy and her face grew purple and expanded into a hot air baloon. macklen grabbed on to kira and flew into the no man land. there were no men. no stuffy creatures no bunnies and most difinetly no sponges. that means spongbob anad so the duck macklen took his new baloon kira and set her down in a pond where she cried because her head was a stuffy purple baloooooon. 

(i hope you guys like my new story. i know i'm a terrible writer but please tell me what you think.  has inspired me to write this)