Poker Face [Naruto Fanfiction] [DISCONTINUED]

Chapter Two

Gumi arrived at the leaf village at midnight. "Perfect time to capture him." she smirked, taking out a card that let her teleport. She couldn't teleport that much of a distance though. She threw the card up, teleported into the village then caught it. 

"Works like a charm~" she murmured before walking towards Naruto's apartment, quietly. "Miss, it's curfew-" he was cut off as she threw a random card at his neck, silencing him. She looked around before hiding the body in a trash bin.

"Che, why are humans' bodies so heavy?" she murmured as she turned around and continued to the jinchurikii's apartment. She appearred on the roof, before looking around. "Alright, there's no one here." she let out a small huff of breath and opened the window to his room. She snuck in quietly before closing the window slowly.

She walked up to the now genin's bed and let out a small sigh. "Sorry." she said with no motivation, before taking out her joker card. Her eyes widenly slightly as she heard him groan. Quickly, she ran into the closet and closed it as a hiding place.

"Huh, weird, I thought there was someone near my bed. Must of been a dream." Gumi held her breath as he went back to sleep. She looked down at her joker her card and took a peak through the closet.

"I guess i'll have to make a deal with him." she let out a small sigh and opened the closet door. "Hey brat." she said , rather loudly. "HUH WHATJA!" he shouted, waking up and falling from the bed.

She blinked. She didin't aspect this kid to be such an idiot. Her horns reappearred as she took out 5 cards. Naruto looked up at her. "What are you doing, and how did you even get into my room!?" he shouted, standing up immediately. She pointed at the window. "Nevermind that, i'm here to make a deal with you." she said rather calmly.

"A deal?" he asked. "I will grant any wish you want." she said calmly. "Tell me your wish and I will grant it, as long as you pick an ace from this hand of cards." She showed him the cards she held.

"Naruto!" Gumi turned around and cursed. "I'll be back." she said blankly, before taking out her teleport card and throwing it in the air. She landed in a dumpster just as she caught it. "Gosh, I hate this stupid thing." she murmured as she dug it back into her pocket.

Swiftly, she got out of the dumpster and looked around. "An alleyway, huh." she murmured. "We have to find her!" she glanced to her right, where she heard the voice. Quickly, she jumped, just catching the roof. She held onto it as she looked down at the ninjas running through the alleyway. She saw five. She took out five cards and jumped down.

She decided to make a little flash in the world of the ninja.

"Hiya~" she winked as they turned around. Before they could attack her, she had flicked the five cards at their necks, effectively killing them. It alerted one ninja, so she stuck one of the sullied cards into the ground and escaped.

She heard a small scream and smirked. 'This definetely makes up for failing to capture the jinchurikii.' she thought to herself.

She looked around before jumping up into a tree. She sighed and covered her demon ears for the night. Someone could see her after all.

She sat down and fell asleep.