The Nerd Who Fell Over The Bad Boy.

I'm beginning to think I'm part elephant... It took me 20 minutes to get into my jeans this morning. 20 minutes I could have spent helping my friend Claudia- who must be full elephant- squeeze into her tight leather trousers that she insists on wearing despite the fact that she can't walk, talk, or take a deep breath in them for fear of breaking someone's nose with the button if you catch my drift...

Oh my god! How rude am I? ( Rhetorical question btw.) Here I am telling you about the woes of being jumbo before even introducing myself!! My name is Lydia Miller I'm about 6 foot tall yet some how am missing the benefits of being so, I have black hair that despite using every product available and using every bribe, beg and demand possible refuses to obey me, I also have eyes, nose, mouth- basically, all the essentials.

So anyway now that we are formally introduced let me stare at the ground and fidget nervously as I always seem to do when I have nothing left to say...

Until I have a mind-meltingly awesome thing to discuss,

Lydia.