1st year of high school

The Old,The Fat,And The Cyborg

Ok can I tell the future because the second I said that a old lady that look liked she had both of her thumbs up her ass walked up to the door and opened it ok I will see in to the future I will get good grades,all my teachers will like me,and Rose will be my girlfriend this year, hahhhhaaaaa ok ok I even know that will no happen. I tack on step in to the vultures nest then I see tones of cat posters really cats posters hood to know that I have a walking stereotype as a teacher this year. Like every year we get a packet that tells us all the rules no violence,no late work,no disrespect,no fun,no joy on earth,and no swearing(ok what are mother fucking Niger shit for brain ass holes like Miss.U going to do about that last one ok that was to much but I don't care.
And we get 3 free extra credit points for getting it done wow 3 hole point that will do grate to the 1000 or so that I am getting this year. Thank god the bell rang fast because that teacher does not shut up well next is Mr.hawk with math ok I have a confession I am a honors student which means I am taking a 1+ grade level book so this year is going to be fun thanks mom for making me say yes to a letter saying I will be getting more homework. I get into my class and rate way I am more happy then before because my friends Winter and Nicole are in the class with me Winter is a free spirit type of person she always speaks hey mind and does not hold back and also I swear the girl has a infinite closet space because she wheres something new every single day and not just a shirt no new shoes,pants,and shirts. Nicole on the other hand is a slightly shy genius she could figure out envy thing if you gave her the time and also she is the most sarcastic person ever even more then me which mean a lot. I start talking to Nichole about summer vacation and she says that If she had the option she would not get out of bed today which I can't disagree any more. So the bell rings and all what I am thinking is please do not be a old coot yelling about the WW2 but thank god he was not. Mr.Hawk walks into the room gnikat sdrawkcab(talking backwards) and I have no idea what he was saying or if I walked into a German class instead. He starts talking normally and introduces himself to the class and all what I am thinking is thank god it's the fist day of school and no teacher would give you home........"class for tomorrow please do problems 1-50 on page 25-27"......work. OK WHAT THE FUCK homework on the first day I would subsection no homework on the first week let all on the first day. Thank the lord the bell rang now time for lunch I was starting to feel like my insides where being digested. So I go to the Olympic sized line to get my food and then try to find my fiends in the sea of people yelling there asses of. I manage to find Roger,Travis,Roes,and Sharon and the fist thing I hear is Sharon telling dead baby jokes and everyone is laughing there asses off. I sit down and tell them about my summer and how this one time a camp my counselor bench pressed me it was no hard for him to actually do it but it was hard finding how he can do it without touching my second head or the other side of the coin if you know what I mean. So then the bell rings and I am thinking that bell is going to be my worst enemy this hole school year. So I get out my schedule and realize that Mr.H is on the top floor so I had to walk up 3 flights of stairs and all what I am thinking is why couldn't satires be replaced with escalators. So I get to the top floor and finally plot my ass on one of the seats to cool me off from the five-mile up staircase sprint. When I finally wake up for my little cat nap I realize that to of my friends are sitting right behind me thank the good Lord. The friends where Mag and Amity Mag is a girl who looks cute and innocent on the outside But can actually snap your neck and all your innards if she wanted to in one second she's also kind a like a tomboy type a girl with sneakers up pulled up socks and a nice raggedy old shirt hand-me-down to wrap it all in one. On the other side of the spectrum there was Amity Who can be described into three or so words pop star,valley girl,And crazy in one package but in a good way that makes her center of attention which if she is in the center you will be having a good time. So the bell ring when a large bolding teacher walks into the room and I'm thinking if this guy is our teacher I'm gonna have a fun year. OK fiat to choose three traits to describe my favorite type of teacher I would choose outspoken,funny,and nice and and he is just that but guess what he is retiring after third-quarter what the hell really so I only get them for three fourth of the year gate I bet I'm going to get some Miss.U again for the fourth quarter. Finally the bell for last class rings and a get to my next class Mr.F with science finally a class that I can enjoy. I walk in and I see Roger,Winter,Amity,and Jean ha Jan she is a little girl who I always liked to talk to because she has the hummer of me highly inappropriate and she is also a my little pony fan who can tell you the diffract from a unicorn and a pegasus faster then you can say I don't care. So I last hour teacher walks into the room and introduce himself to the class at all what I thinking is why is there a metal box the side of his head and he says it is a implant that allows him to hear but I say it is a second brain to make him the most intelligent cyborg in the word so he can take over with a iron fist. Then the bell rings and I feel like a 500Ib wight was taken off my solders when I release my dad singed me up for swimming noooooooo another class and this one involve being not lazy KILL ME NOW