The Idiot(s) Guide To Losing Your Virginity //J.B.

Olivia Benson

(You need to know her middle name at least)

S T E P # 2: Get To Know Her

August 7, 2014

It's been has been three days, since I embarrassed myself in front of the group of beautiful girls. Do you remember, you know when fell on the floor losing what little dignity I already had?

Since then I went to class, did homework, and sleep, plus watching a little bit of my weakness Law & Order: SVU, and repeat. I think I took a shower, maybe I don't know but I know I brushed my teeth.

I was laying in the dark, watching Olivia Benson kick some ass, as usual, and the front door opened up. I looked over towards the door and saw Cooper walking in looking beat. Cooper was an architecture major by day, and a Best Buy Customer Service Manager by night. Having a roommate who works for best buy had its perks, we have a gorgeous fifty inch flat screen TV that he got half off for working there.

"Hey man, what's up." Cooper sniffled, as he went into the fridge to get out a cold beer. That's what he usually does, he comes home and gets a beer and sits and watches either Law & Order or SpongeBob. That could be the reasons we get along so well as roommates, we both love the seriousness of L&O and the funniness of a sea sponge, and good beer.

"Have you seen that girl?"

"What girl?" Of course I know what girl he meant. Penelope Barnes, one of the beautiful girls I fell for in front of.

"You will never get any ass, by acting like that." Cooper chuckled softly, as he sat his beer down on the coffee stained table we found in the dumpster. No worries we cleaned it. "Look, not in a creepers way but I saw her in the library reading or studying or something."

"That's nice." I told him nodding not taking my eyes off the screen. "I'm going to the lounge to get food. Want anything?" I asked him as I picked up my jacket and keys. He shook his head no and off I went

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I was standing in line behind a guy who was listening to his music so loud I could Adele's vocals perfectly, and he had on Dre Beats there supposed to be silent for others. Well I know who's going deaf by thirty, I looked up at the menu and I couldn't decide between soup and a sandwich. Or I could get the half sandwich and half cup of soup. Ugh, so many fucking decisions. Just choose for me.

"Hey, what can I getcha?" The overly way to peppy for midnight cashier asked me. He giant blue eyes reminded me of my mother and sister. Adorable yet scary when you mess with them. Oh, right food. What should I get? I'll get the sandwich.

"Um the sandwich." I smiled finally making a decision. The cashier looked at me like I was stupid, and looked down at the computer.

"Which one, There's like ten different kinds up there." She said pointing to the menu. Well, hello there miss. Attitude. I knew she looked to nice.

"Bacon Grilled Cheese. With caramelized onions." I told her. She nodded and pressed buttons on the touch screen computer. "With a coke." Then she went ahead and rolled her eyes and continued to press more buttons.

"$5.00 even. Are you paying now or is this going to your Meal Plan?" She asked me. Well thanks dad, for the meal plan. Well I only have ten bucks on me so.

"Meal Plan." I told her. She nodded once more and printed out my receipt.

"Your meal should be ready in ten minutes." She smiled sarcastically. I would tell her off, but I also don't want her to spit in my food so shh. I walked away from the counter and walked to the window to wait for my dinner to be called. "Your meal should be ready in ten minutes." She smiled sarcastically. I would tell her off, but I also don't want her to spit in my food so shh. I walked away from the counter and walked to the window to wait for my dinner to be called.