Plane Rides and Piggy Backs

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This is a tip for you all

NEVER ride next to Louis on the plane! I just realized how annoying he really is!

"Kyl..Ky..Leigh..KYLEIGH!"

"What in the hell could fucking want right now! You see I'm trying to sleep God dammit"

"I was just wondering if could pass me me my carrots?" I looked up in Louis eyes and saw he was innocent

"I'm sorry Lou" He has bothered me the whole time . When i was going on Twitter kept asking me "who's that do i know him/her" every time i clicked a profile page to follow

"Its okay now give me my carrots!"

"Jeez here"

I passes him the carrots and put my headphones in my ear when one if my favorite songs came on Crazy Kids by Ke$ha

I got up and started singing and dancing

"Hello where ever you are

Are you dancing on the dance floor or

Drinking by the bar?

Tonight we do it big and shine like stars

We don't give a Fudge cause thats just

Who we are and we are, we are , we are ,we are ...(a couple of " we ares later)

Them crazy kids , them crazy ,them crazy kids

And we are w-

I was just about to break out with the running man when i heard

"Kyleigh Blake Tomlinson if you dont sit your ass down right now you will not go to your dance studio for a week!" I turned around to Liam yelling at me

Other passengers were too i wanted to cuss them out but i just stayed calm until i realized what Liam just said

"Liam Payne i don't know who you think you are to be telling me that I can't dance for a whole damn week!"

"Y'all need me as your dance teacher so suggest you zip it!"

I was getting stared at from everyone so i said

"Boo! Theres nothing too see here unless you some of this"

I stared twirling around, but of course that had to end because someone called the flight attended

"Mam i gonna have to ask you to sit down now" she was clearly annoyed so i thought just to annoy her more

"Do you know who i am? I am Kyleigh Tomlinson! I am THE sister of Louis Tomlinson do i think you need to scurry off and and hump the pilot"

She was mad! She turned around and quickly ran back to the flight attended thingy

"Now i see why you too are related Mr. and Mrs. Sass Master from Doncaster"

"Why thank you my curly haired friend" i said i as i took a bow

When i sat back down the pilot or. Whoever can on the intercom

"Helloo everyone thank you for choosing Delta Airline! Please fasten your seatbelt we will land shortly"

"Louis?"

"Yes"

"What time is it?"

"CARROT TIME"

The fool started throwing carrots everywhere

"I'm hungry! Lets go to Nando's when we get off"

"I Agree" Niall yelled from behind us

After we landed it was the same ole' routine -paparazzi-Fans- bodyguards-Niall complains he hungry-we go get food then go to the hotel

"Zayn will you carry me pwease?"

I did my puppy dog face

"Fine"

I did my happy dance

When we got out the van i hoped on his back

He signed pictures and took pics with fans while i was on his back

"Blake?" Blake is my middle name only Zayn calls me that

"Yes"

"Your heavy"

"No I'M NOT! Fine then put me on Niall's back"

He snuck up behind Niall and dropped me on his back

"Aye, whats that on my back"

"ME! Now go horsey i wanna take a nap!" he took me up too the hotel room and put me on the couch

My eyes got heavier and heavier until

Boom i'm sleep

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A/N I know there are some spelling mistakes.. I think but anyway

-me in le Niall's room-

Me- Hey Niall that looks good can i have some?

Niall- What who said that?!

Me- Me silly! crazy stalker girl Duh!

Niall- Get Out!

-Takes Niall's food, snap picture and hauls ass-

Niall o o

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