I was sitting on my throne, watching all of the terrible people suffer.
"This is what you deserve!" I shouted, some of them were crying, I laughed.
Today was a casual day, more suicidal people, more lgbtq+, more murderers, more emos, more everybody. Also this really weird kid named Hayden who was in one of the cults. She worshiped me so I thought I would spare her and she is going to be the next ruler of hell.
"HAHAHAHAHA SUFFER DIE" She screamed at all the suffering peasants, I smiled and patted her head
"Well," I concluded, "That ends the day of torment! Everybody off to your tent!" Every sinner scrambled to get into they're own tent that I assigned them, as I headed back to my gigantic castle.
Hayden went into the basement of my castle, where all of the band members that died were.
A/N:
OKAY THIS IS REALLY OFFENSIVE IM SO SORRY IF YOU GET OFFENDED OVER ME TALKING ABOUT DEAD BANDS AND STUFF THAT MEANT A LOT TO YOU THEN STOP READING K BYE
"Oh hey look!" She called, "It's my chemical romance!" She looked the other direction "Oh gross, The respect people had for Donald Trump"
While she explored, I looked at my files, I hope that sock is doing good with pursuading Jonathan to kill himself
If you got that reference I love you
I decided to make myself a hell sandwich. I took the spicy shit, all the spicy shit, and I just stuffed it all in my mouth and ate it. Grandma Lucyfer's recipe was always the best.
A/N:
AY m8s so I'm gonna write more rn bc I just edited this chapter... I'm probably proof read the previous chapter and then yeah or IM gonna like add it at the end idk. But yeah...
Just so you know, i am kinda realizing how offensive this is going to be so maybe there might be:
Kurt Cobain (don't hurt me I'm sorry)
David Bowie (When Satan has a meeting with God of course he's in heaven aha)
Okay you know what? I'm such a bad person so I'll probably not add either of those people, just know... They were great people and I have nothing against them, I'm just a really offensive person and this is a fanfic about Satan soo...
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Over it// A Satan Fanfiction
FanfictionSatan has always lived in hell, but he's getting older and he will need to retire from his job. Also, he's been having problems with his son Richie. Will he be fine soon? Find out in this fanfic WARNING: V OFFENSIVE SO YEAH DONT RAGE ITS ANNOYING
