"You have met with a terrible fate, haven't you?" The dog spoke in such a dramatic voice.
"That sounds like a reference! And I hate reference jokes!"
"Well then you are going to hate me :3" Dog replied
"Also, Tristan, do you realise that everyone on the street is staring at you?"
"Yeah. What's up with that?"
"Well , you see, they can't see me. You are talking to a pavement. You is looking crazy."
Everyone around them looked very scared and didn't know whether to leave him talking or get help. Tbh Tristan was used to this anyway. He couldn't tell what normal is if it jumped down his IQ level.
"You are a very important part of this 'mission', Tristan"
"Yeah, yeah, ok, ok. Please introduce yourself, dog" Tristan said without questioning the situation (he stupid, ok?)
"You can call me: Dog Of Wisdom" (reference jokes are funny)
"Where did you come from, oh 'Dog Of Wisdom'?"
"Ever seen Aladdin?"
"Yeah. So?"
"Go figure"
YOU ARE READING
The can that started it all
HumorA man named Tristan, was a human (whoa massive plot twist!). Just like any other human, he had to drink. But, little did he know, that this natural instinct of thirst, could be the end of everything... (Just go with it)
