Tristan stopped thinking, and started acting! Jumping out of the moving car, he tackled the man to the ground, demanding him to give him the can of soda.
" W-WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! GET OFF OF ME YOU'VE GOT THE WRONG GUY!" The stranger screamed with tears running down his face.
"Jeez calm down dude! I just need that drink, no need to over react." Even Tristan was weirded out by the reaction, and this was TRISTAN. The guy picked up the can, opened it, and then started to drink.
A massive roar was let out by Tristan, which lasted for a strong minute and a half. He stood staring at the stranger for quite a while with the most demonic look in his eyes.
"Urrmmm... What are you doing?"
"Maybe if I concentrate hard enough, I will turn into the hulk!" Tristan replied
"That only works for Bruce Banner..." The stranger explained
"Oh? I thought it applied to everyone :/"
*facepalm*
About 5 minutes later, the police arrived on the scene.
"What's going on here?! It's our lunch break but YOU interrupted and started causing trouble!"
"THIS GUY STOLE MY SODA!" Tristan blurted out, obviously lying.
The officer looked at the stranger.
"Ok, you're coming with me."
"WAHT! I DIDNT DO ANYTHING, I SWEAR YOU HAVE GOT IT AL WRONG! YOU CANT POSSIBLY BELIEVE THIS GUY!"
"Look. I.. Just don't... Care. 8 planets, 204 countries, 809 islands, 7 seas and I can't seem to find a single damn to give right now. You're coming with me. No questions. JUST DEAL WITH IT YOU THEIF!" the officer arrested the stranger and Tristan somehow got away with it. He stood there, just trying to process the situation. Then suddenly, from behind him he heard someone whisper "I saw everything..." He turned around and stood there was...
A dog...
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The can that started it all
HumorA man named Tristan, was a human (whoa massive plot twist!). Just like any other human, he had to drink. But, little did he know, that this natural instinct of thirst, could be the end of everything... (Just go with it)
