I have no actual idea what's going to happen in this book

... Ponies?

Alright, so this last week has been absolutely draining and I'm slowly feeling the specks of my soul drifting away.

So lets start.

My life on Sunday:

My sister and i decided to volunteer at a horse shelter.... biggest mistake of possibly, what is left of my school career.
So, when we got to the barn to help out, the lady whom runs the shelter was there...
Now in my time i have met many, many pricks.... but when i met her i definitely found the cactus!
Not only was she giving us the stink eye... I kid you not when this repulsive waffle decided to tell us
" I know you think you know how to care for animals. But petty girls like you 2 are going to learn to work."

So i was like, 'oh wow the salt queen'
and 'oh crab apples, im working for this woman all summer...'

So i was in a state of panic and anger untill she finished the ''equestrian animal care tutorial'' and she took us to the animals.

So once we reaced the paddock she handed us halters and lead ropes.
But something was off.
Now i am no expert in horse accessories, but i can tell what size a halter is supposed to be.

Then we saw them.

During her whole rant it didn't seem to click that she said " today you'll be grooming the Shetland ponies"

Now those of you whom are like 'awww ponies' NOOOOO!

Normal ponies are cute and sweet or sassy and playful.

But Shetlands...

Shetland ponies are very conscious and aware that they are small. This then leads to there very, VERY sorrid and abhorrent attitudes...

So what are job was, was to catch, halter, and groom 12 SHETLAND PONIES#!#!

12 evil, violent harbingers of death!!!

So you can imagen how far my mouth was hanging open.

I was awestruck that this Absolute relish jar of a woman expected 2 high school girls to manage this.

No traing and no hope you know what we did?

We went straight to the first pony there and haltered her.

We did this 10 other times, grooming them as we were told.

Then came Silver and Dutches.

Ahh i still have bruses...

So this is silver... after we haltered him... ( HAHA YOU LITTLE NUGGET YOU NOW GET WHAT YOU DESERVE!)
Aahem.... please excuse that..

Now he is a very angry pony.
Like the Eren Jaeger of the pony community.

So he would tease us whe we tried to halter him... he would walk up to us, make direct eye contact, neigh, and bolt away....

....he did this 10 to 15 times....

So my sister got the bright idea to rope him and the halter him.

Like what could possibly go wrong?

Everything. Everything could go wrong.

So once the rope was around him, he froze. So i went to halter him.

Well Silver had diffrent plans...

He bolted with my sister holding the rope.
Now, i know she isn't the brightest of the bunch, but i think just natural human preservation instinct would, you know, make my sister let go of the rope, so she would be dragged....

But im starting to relize that isn't the case for everyone...

So Silver bolts, and my sister is dragged, through the muck pile....

Short word here, please understand i am not a nice person...
So i didn't help her...

I was laughing to hard...

So eventually we did catch Silver and we groomed him.

Then along came Dutchess...

She behaved the exact way silver did so we gave up and didn't groom her.

So then we filed paperwork in the office, next to the barn, for 2 hours...

And to say this when my head hit the pillow at home i was out.

I mean working from 8a.m. to 5p.m. with shetland ponies and paper work i definitely killed over.

So moral of the story, shetland ponies
are catatonic celery sticks and normally hate people. Do not try to work with them. They are EVIL!

Ashicorn out.