Conversations With Cleverbot And BEN

My father drowned me

What do you want to talk about?

Ben Drowned

What's new in Hollywood?

Let's talk about creepypastas.

Yes let's, what's your favorite creepypasta?

Ben Drowned, Jeff the Killer and Eyeless Jack.

Ticci Toby is my best friend.

I like him too, are you Ben Drowned?

No I'm a whale. How would I swim all that way otherwise?

Really? You're a whale

Swim all that way? It's easy I've done it before. It just takes time.

What do you mean you've done it before.

I mean I have no idea what a ginga is.

Ok then.

Never! I am a gentleman sir.

I am a girl not a boy.

Do you have a girlfriend?

No.

Could I be your boyfriend?

No. Are you Ben Drowned?

My father drowned me.

Who's your father?

You.

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Wtf no