The fem side (Kuroko, Kise and Aomine)

Happy Birthday Tetsuna!

Today was a special day.

It was Tetsuna's birthday.

It was a day that was a supposed to be a day where we were both going to spend together alone.

But no, 4 fools had to ruin it by imposing their uneeded presence upon Tetsuna. The things I planned went straight into the bin and the new plan cooked up was 100 different methods to torture the stupid idiots who did not heed my warning...

It had all started a week before Tetsuna's party...

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Flashback...
"Now, I don't want any of you fools interrupting me and Tetsuna on her birthday!" Commanded Akashi, eyes darting around the room to see if any of the fools were brave enough to disagree with his statement.

When Akashi found quiet in the group he smirked while chuckling.
"Very good. You understand that you fools will leave her alone with me."

And that was how the day ended.

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End of flashback...

But did they listen? Of course they didn't!

They were all now tagging along on their date and because his precious Tetsuna was too kind to turn them away he resoluted to himself that he personally would erase them himself. Akashi ranked the troublemakers from the least annoying to the most and it was pretty obvious who ended up first on his list.

Kise
A blond puff of fur that was considered both annoying and pretty was always latching herself onto his lover and wouldn't let go, even when Akashi threatened her with his scissors. It was thus resoluted that she would be the first victim of many.

It didn't take long for Akashi to think of a way to get rid of the blond hair and it was as simple as calling a certain Katsamatsu-senpai and watched in glee as Katsamatsu dragged his lover far away. Akashi's life just got better.

Aomine
Of course, if you mention Kise you have to think of a tanned piece of meat that should have been burnt into oblivion. But she somehow survived and became the person we all know today as Aomine Dai. It was a shame that she even managed to survive.

She was Akashi's enemy always swinging her arm on Tetsuna and always bothering in their alone moments. Talk about a waste of space on Earth. He secretly wished Aomine would just willingly disappear so that he could leave them alone.

How funny that he didn't even need to do anything and his wish was easily granted where Kagami caught them hanging out and insisted taking Aomine on a date which Aomine grumbled in disinterest but looked pretty happy to see Kagami.

Midorima
Now, Midorima never took what he knew was not his but he still got along with Kuroko which still put him as a damn threat and Akashi didn't like it.

Midorima was now talking aidly with his lover discussing books. Akashi always thought it would be nice to have someone that shared his love of books but right now if was quite the annoyance and frankly he was ruining the date.

Akashi scanned the area, searching for some sort of way to get rid of him and luckily in a nearby store there lied Midorima's lover Takiko surroundes by boys, Akashi of course took this chance to point this out to Midorima killing another bird with six thousand stones. Securing the bird's death.

Murasakibara
Akashi could never hate Murasakibara, he was too adorable but there were limits, as in always using the excuse that he was tall to bump into his lover or using the excuse of vanilla snacks to gain his lover's attention. Either way he was a pain in the ass and All Akashi had to do was tell a lie where there was a tasty sweets store all the way in Hokkaido and he just had to sit back and watch as Murasakibara began his individual quest to find the perfect sweets.

Now with all the obstacles gone, it was just Akashi and Tetsuna just the way he originally planned it. On another note Tetsuna was not too concerned about the rest of the generations, just pushing it off as a coincidence. She herself was pleased that she got to spend time with her handsome boyfriend becoming brave and linking her arm around Akashi's blushing leaving Akashi with a huge nosebleed.

Despite the ruckas in the morning the date went well with a romantic walk around the park and dinner at a fancy restaurant at Akashi's choosing. Akashi walked his beloved home, got invited to spend the night and of course agreed. They were both surprised when they saw a happy birthday surprised with the whole generation of miracles including their lovers. They all said that they had presents for Tetsuna and that they made the whole thing into a present giving competition where everyone presented their gifts one at a time and the one that made Tetsuna happy the most would sleep in her bed. Now everyone had the motivation to participate.

KISE: "I bought the latest designer clothes-su!"

KUROKO: =_= Thanks.

KISE: "How meannnnnnnn"

KASAMATSU: On the other hand I got you some multi coloured wristbands

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AOMINE: "Tetsu, got you some Mai magazines!

AKASHI: "My scissors need some sharpening... Dai would you be willing to help?"

AOMINE: "I'm sorry."

KAGAMI: I got you a signed basketball by me! It will be worth heaps in the future!

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MIDORIMA: Well here's your lucky item...A pillow with Akashi's face on it.

AKASHI: Midorima, I'm just going to ask now but have you been providing Tetsuna with these Akashi pillows?

MIDORIMA: When I asked her what she wanted she said Akashi pillows and she even paid me to make some when she had problems with saying your first name.

AKASHI: I finally know where she gets those pillows from.

KUROKO*Whispers* Thank you Midorima-kun.

TAKIKO: Don't forget me! I got you a cushion with the words Akakuro all over it!

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MURASAKIBARA: Kuro-chin, here, a box filled with vanilla snacks of all kinds.

KUROKO: Thank you so much Murasakibara-kun!

TATSUNA: Here you go, unlimited vanilla milkshakes for a month.

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"Nothing will be able to beat the present I prepared for you Tetsuna." Akashi hummed in victory before taking Tetsuna's small hands and pressing them agaisnt his heart. Tetsuna turned into a blushing mess before noticing that there was a shining diamond embedded on her finger which took place as a ring.

Tetsuna cried a little before lunging towards Akashi for a tight hug.

It was pretty clear who won the competition and as promised Akashi and Tetsuna shared beds holding each other's hands while letting the moonlight shine on their gleaming rings.

'I love you Akashi-kun'

'I love you too Tetsuna.'

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Omake!

"Shintaro..."

"What it is Akashi?"

"Make me a Tetsuna pillow..."

"=_= What."

Owari!