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David sighed as he awoke from his sleep, his tousled hair stuck up at odd angles, adding to his morning aesthetic. He rolled over and rang the bell next to his bed, summoning for his foreplay maid to come and bring him his British Tea™.
In a matter of minutes; his maid named Abraham knocked on the door. David quickly ran his hands through his hair before calling out to Lincoln.
"Come in sweetie..." He spoke hoarsely through the door.
Abraham entered, dressed in a short black dress, lace panties and matching gloves and fishnet tights under his stilettos. His body was dabbed all over with pink glitter. He held a silver tray in his hand on which he had balanced a teapot. With his other hand, he tugged lightly at his collar.
"Good morning Sunshine." Lincoln whispered, approaching David. Suddenly Abraham pinned down David's shoulder against the sheets of the bed: he leant down and kissed the prime minister passionately as David reciprocated this, their lips and tongues moving in sync. David let out a moan as his member grew even more, Lincoln heard this and straddled David Cameron's waist. Still not letting their lips part, he felt David's member against his ass.
"Do you want this baby?" Abraham asked.
"Please."
"Okay baby boy."
"Yes Mummy." David bit his lip, his cheeks flushed as he tried to avert Mummy's attention from his erection which had now reached 6 inches at least.
"No cummies on Mummy's dress Baby boy." Abraham winked as he whispered again seductively.
David bucked his hips as Abraham palmed him through his Gold Studded British Union Jack Boxers™. Lincoln pulled at David's shirt and pulled his own stilettos off. Reaching for David's boxers he moaned loudly before running his hands up his fishnet stockings until he'd teased Cameron enough. He took David's boxers off to reveal David's dick, leading him by the hand; he pulled David from the bed and took him to a chair in the corner of the huge master bedroom made specially for the lovers.
Abraham took a cheese stick out of his dress pocket and pulled off the last of David's clothes before tying him to the chair.
"Okay baby boy, Mummy's going to do something for you today." David nodded vigorously, a smile plastered across his face. His eyes glinted in excitement.
Lincoln took the cheese stick and put it into David's mouth, making sure it was coated in a thick cover of saliva.
After pulling the starchy novelty food from his submissive's mouth, he continued to slowly but steadily, using saliva as lube, to push the cheese stick into David's asshole.
"mUMMY" David screamed in pleasure as Abraham began to pull the tesco's own brand cheese stick in and out of David. He quickened the pace, beads if sweat making his glitter covered body wet. The glitter began to congeal in patches and he sighed, "The look is ruined. Better be good for me baby boy."
"Oh MummY I WILL BE I WILL BE YOUR LITTLE SLUT I PROMISE I PROMISE."
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After pulling out many more cheese sticks from Abraham's seemingly endless pockets, the couple were still going strong. David was bucking his hips as Lincoln enjoyed his tightness. Lincoln moved to the other side of the chair where he pulled off his own pants, revealing a vagina. He lowered himself onto David's rock-like dick and wrapped his legs around David's back. He pulled his phone off of the bed and tapped his acrylic nails on the screen.
To: Bill Nye™
We need you right now honey, I can feel Baby boy getting close!
From: Bill Nye™
I'll be two minutes Mummy, I'm getting into my battle dress xo
Abraham closed his phone and threw it on the bed again; "I have a big surprise for you honey-" he was cut off as the doors flew open and screeching could be heard getting closer and closer.
Suddenly as promised: Bill Nye came in wrapped in ribbon that only covered his chest and waist, making erotic patters on his skin. Bill continued to howl like a banshee before his words became clear.
Everything slowed down for a minute before:
"BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY"
David's eyes filled with tears. His Mummy had got him something beautiful, amazing, something truly precious.
By the time Mr Nye had reached the part of the theme song where he screams "BILLLLLLLLLL" He had already made the cheese sticks reach the G spot in David's ass, pulled Abraham from David's dick and eaten him out and also given such an aggressive handjob to David that their submissive was crying happy tears in the midst of his orgasm. Bill moved Abraham to the middle of the floor and bent him over onto his hands and knees and went in dry from the back. Their bodies moved in time and before anyone knew it, Bill was coming fast and thick, his semon covering the floor.
But it wouldn't stop.
It started to rise to their ankles.
Bill was still screeching from the top of his lungs.
"BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL"
It had now reached their knees. Abraham began to panic and picked the prime minister up into his arms.
Bill was now yodelling his theme tune in several different languages.
The sticky liquid was gaining height. Their waists were now submerged.
Bill didn't give a shit.
David was still feeling kinky.
Abraham was cryi-actually pretty chill about the situation.
The cum was rising quickly, as was everyone's dicks. Again.
It reached neck hight.
Four and a half cheese sticks fell from David's ass.
Bill was now singing the national anthem of Greece and was on the 46th verse out of 258.
A tear slipped from Lincoln's eye. His last impulse was to reach for one more dairy covered starchy tesco brand treat to give his dying lover one last enjoyable sensation.
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"Last night a flood broke out from 10 Downing Street, Westminster, London.
A white sticky substance has clogged the city's sewers and many claim it has been helping with skin conditions and tastes like salty coins and milk of all things! Many houses have been damaged around the Westminster area and throughout London. Three bodies were uncovered, drowned, at number 10 this morning by police and firefighters. One has been identified to be Mr David Cameron, prime minister. Another: Abraham Lincoln, who was believed to be already dead- and Mr William Nye, popular educational children's television host in the US. The only evidence uncovered from the scene other than the bodies were sixteen cheese covered bread sticks.
Thus concludes today's BBC news at 10 report."
