Dumb Diaries

April 5, Bethany the EXTREME brat!!!!! 2:34 PM

Ok so I'm kinda the worst babysitter in HISTORY.... I mean I kinda let Bethany play with my mom's stuff.... HEY! Bethany's 6, she can handle it! At least I thought.... So it all started when I finished up my Diary entry, I herd Bethany downstairs, laughing, It looked like she had dressed up like Kitty Couture, Fashionista, and Diva, to the stars! I said to her, "Hey Kitty! What are you up to?" She replied, "Nothing dah-ling! Just a little business here zee?" I looked at her and said sweetly, "I would like to talk to Bethany please?" (O_O) She replied, "Ah, Bethany is available at the next appointment! Zee 2:00! Would you like to schedule zere!" I stared at her and said, "Wait, appointment? I was just here to talk to Bethany! And now your scheduling me to an appointment?" Kitty replied, "Yes dah-ling! You want too zee Bethany zight? Bethany will only talk to zee 2:00 costumers. Zo Ms.Olivia will zign you in! Zee 2:00 appointment zight?" So I sighed and, I forgot Ms.Olivia is a sock puppet that Bethany mad, anyway, I sighed and wrote my name on the ugly sign up sheet. I wrote my name: Kylie Rochelle Baxter <3! So I did and I had to sit in a REALLY fluffy chair (A.K.A The Bed) reading teen life book 10 and kept saying parts out loud like, "OMG! I can't believe that Tania Banks dad is a millionaire? ike Vanessa Budgets dad should be a millionaire!" And, "HUH! Tony Peggy has a crush on Vanessa Budget?! That is... CRAZY! Tania Banks isn't going to be happy!" But at 2:00, Kitty yelled, "KYLIE ROCHELLE BAXTER COME UP PLEASE!!!!!" So I went up to the 'Salon' and sat down on the chair. Kitty said, "Would like a bun or a cut?" I yelled, "BUN PLEASE JUST BUN!!!!!" Then suddenly Bethany came out of nowhere and said, "NO SAY CUT, SAY CUTTTTT!!!!!!!" I said, "Fine! A cut please, BUT make it a FAKE cut!" So Bethany was just getting some SCISSORS AKA REAL!!!! And it looked fake at first but.... When I was just reading Teen Life while Bethany was just brushing my hair then she got a rubber band or multiple RUBBER BANDS and some hair clips and I just thought, 'Hey! She's not cutting my hair she's just decorating it!' But! I spoke to soon I saw my hair on my lap and I just got scared I looked at my hair and BOOM!!!! I freaking out and I Yelled, "BETHANY WHAT DID YOU DO!!!!!!!" I ran to my room and looked in the mirror!!!!!! It was practically the worst day ever and It was my first day of school!!!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!!!!! So I covered up my hair with my other braids of hair and and then, sorry my parents are HOME!!!! I need to go to sleep bye!! I'll write about my day tomorrow! Bye!!! ~Kylie<3