Sleep-Anythings?!?!?

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SO IT'S ME AGAIN IM GONNA STOP USING CAps, ok better now what in da hay hay is up with sleepwalking I just recently was told that I sleepwalk, sleeptalk, sleepeat, sleepscream, and more. LIKE WAT?!?!

Mom:

What is this magical place of white blankness?

Me: Mom it's called the inter webs of Wattpad.

Mom: What the heck is a whoot pad?

Me: No mom WATTPAD, WHA-T-PAD.

Mom: You don't have to talk to me like I'm stupid I know what the Internet is I have a Facebook, Twitter, Myspac..

Me: MOM NO ONE USES MYSPACE ANYMORE AND YOU ONLY GO ON FACEBOOK!!! NOW CAN WE GET BACK TO THE STORY OF ME SLEEP ETC???!?!?!?

Mom: YOU DON'T GOT TO SHOUT!!!! GOSH!

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Mom's POV

I was going into my bedroom when I hard a door open. It was obviously Alyssa's because of the retched creaking. Ugh I hate her door. But more importantly why was she up at 2 in the morning? I heard a muffled scream saying what i translated to.."I AM THE TOAST!!!!" Startled, I wondered out of bed and towards the kitchen, but on my way there I see a shadow laying on the dinning room table. "WHAT THE HELL?!?!?" I squeaked a little louder than I intended. I look over and get a laugh at my daughter sleeping on the dinning room table with the toaster beside her. That being the most absurd thing I have seen her do. But nonetheless I love that crazy child.

My POV

-ha that's not the only time I've sleep anythinged...there was another time when..........

My mother had given me the chance to sleepover at my friend Brittany's house for a couple of days because my grades were good. So after the first day was over and we were already asleep she claimed that I was talking in my sleep to her and that I exclaimed loudly to her to " SHUT UP BRITT!!!" The morning after that she explained that I had done that while I was sleeping.

Another sleep anything occurred when Britt invited me and my step sister to a Disney hotel with them for a week, and the night came along and it was difficult for me to sleep but when sleep finally came it hit me hard. After that night passed Britt and her sister Danielle told me that not only did I have a fully conversation with their mother, that I also slapped Brittany, squeezed Dani's face, and I also put Dani in my lap and stroked her head saying.."Good fishy, good."

Well I've had enough Sleep anything stories for now if you've had any sleep anything incidents let me know in the comments. I'd be more than happy to read them! TA TA FOR NOW LOVES!!

xoxoxoxoxo ~Lyss

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