Valentine's Card - Impractical Jokers

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Oh my God, this is so embarrassing. Why didn't I pick the one with the champagne glass?

Sal cringed again at the card he held: devilish red with a huge love heart and 'PHHWAAOR, YOU'RE HOT' written in the middle. What a disgrace! He couldn't give this to Q; not if he wanted to be taken seriously at least. He dropped it on the coffee table and leaned into his couch again, closing his eyes with a resigned huff.

This is ridiculous, he thought, because they were best friends for too many years for something like this to happen all of a sudden. He didn't even know if Q liked guys, never mind liked his best friend!

"This is bullshit," he groaned to nobody, pushing his glasses into his hair and palming his eyes. There was so much he wanted to say of course, like how he preferred when Q's hair was long and rough and how he really liked his dress sense, even though he pretended not to; or the way his eyes crossed slightly when he focused on something for too long.

Sal binned the card soon after, deciding to ignore Valentine's day completely and instead sent a round of cheesy texts to each of his friends.

Roses and red,

Violets are blue,

I have an STD,

Now so do you.