Unholy Bibble

Part 1

Beyoncé was gracefully dancing on her pole while Shrek was trying to book a reservation at Jone's BBQ & Foot Massage. Finally, he talked to Atoolred the manager of the restaurant.

"Atoolred, my man.. Book us some reservations at that shit you know what I'm saying cop us some of that Bushes baked beans and shit and get me some of that sharded barf and shit you know what I mean you know what I'm saying mannnn." Said Shrek.

Bey quickly ran into her closet and pulled out this outfit that is shown above (please bitch look at dat pic she lookin so goodddddddddddd slay bey slay Yoncé  andbdbsbshsjahsbsh) .

"I'm ready." Beyoncé said with all her fucking swag shit.

Daquan my servant carries me and Shrek to our fucking cool shit bitching hoe and ass how licker bitch knee hole pie love it and it is not a hshehshshshbw.

The Weeknd my other servant being all salty and didn't want to carry my Jone's BBQ & Foot Massage gift card but then I remembered that I'm the fucking richest person on the whole fucking ass bitch Calvin Klein butch ass sjejdhsjsbsbabsbsbsbbsbsbabsbsbsbsbsbsb world.

Da power couple finally got to the 1 star restaurant and fucking slayed and salted them with their fine Goya salt with their Chewbacca tutu bow and arrows (a new product).

Bey found a pole and started dancing on it like the last night she was with Taylor, Rihanna, Nicki and Shrek. Shrek was so so proud of her, he applauded and everyone else did. They bowed down to Beyoncé, while Bey twerked her ass off while dancing on every pole that was in the restaurant.

Everyone clapped for the slayage  that was happening before their shitty ass eye ball sockets ass socks 90% off all Mongolian Food.

Atoolred was very proud that he was the manager of this place. The slayage was so real, he had to call the police. But the police almost killed everyone.
Atoolred, Beyoncé, and Shrek remained.

Out of no where, Nicki Minaj's ass came and fucked up every police.
They found it the police were actually Miley Cyrus, Halsey or whatever her shitty ass name is, and Jay-Z.
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After that night, Bey and Shrek fucked each other up so hard they made Nirth West and Miranda Cosgrove. She fucked Shrek on her favorite stripping pole.

"Where the fuck is my fucking flip flops that are imported from Turkey weak ass bitch." North West said at Shrek.

-------- TO BE CONTINUED BITCH----

PART 2 GONNA SLAY