Onions Stories

Shrek, a confused ogre, who leaves his wife to discover his inner-self. On his quest, he meets a man. Dr. Phil.

Trump was big and orange but Shrek was bigger and green.

Just another day in a rural British dental surgery, until a challenging patient arrives.

This is a part of my side project from my Creative Writing module in college, so I compiled all my short shorts and hopefully you'll enjoy reading them. I'll probably write some more soon with an assortment of writing styles (^_^)

Norway is chopping onions in the kitchen, preparing dinner, although things don't go as planned. Then things get even worse when Denmark comes in at the worst possible time. Short One shot :) Terrible Summary! :P I apologize. Slight DenNor :) Please Read and Comment so I can make my writing better in the future :) Danke sehr :) Please note that this story is copied from my account on fanfiction.net Enjoy XD Complete/Finished

Wow.

Shrek is love, Shrek is life.

This is a reader x shrek fan fic. You meet Shrek at the grocery store, surprised by his beauty. You begin stalking him. Read to find out more ;)

On the 19th of September, at 8 am, we step through the doors of Sydney Airport. It is raining and about 11 degrees cold. Shivering, we settle down to wait for our shuttle bus. Five minutes. Ten. At twenty we are soaked through. I did not pack for temperatures below about 20. Already, Australia is out to get me. That is my first impression of Australia: rain, cold and onions (more on that later). After thirty minutes our bus arrives. And so, our six month long misadventure begins.

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions. Shrek X farquaad :) K this story might be a joke but Shrek definitely isn't.

Shrek and Dragon Ball Z put together in a fashion that makes fun of both :) WARNING: Chapters may be out of order

A new ogre in town named jake meets up with his old best friend and one night they get drunk at jake's house and... find out !

this is my opinion. this is a book I made irl and I wanted to post it here. hope you enjoy it

It's an essay! The writer goes to a camping TRIP and during this trip he face 3 problems!!!

Ayyyyyy It's @Moonlark13 doods. Life is gud. This is a randomness book don't judge me