Onions Stories

It's cuffing season..😛 I never finished it idk if I ever will - just made out of 30 mins of boredom and no plans whatsoever but u can't tell me I didn't eat this up

Passive Ogressive is a story of forbidden love, heart-wrenching plot twists, and character development that will make you tear up like a freshly cut onion.

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Shrek

Will Shrek do anything for a dozen onions? Read this intense romantic fanfic to find out.

Azura is entering in a pageant, not that she really wants too though. See, her parents aren't so rich and need money so they can move to Alaska because in Texas,nobody treats them the same. Everyone practically hates them, espacially Azura. Since she is French people make fun of her accent so she does whatever she can to get some money for the trip. Her parents are from Alaske, well one is. Her mom is but her dad is from France. Azura never really lived in one place for to long because her parents hate staying somewhere for to long, so Azura had no friends. She never has, ever... Then somebody meets her at a pageant. Could this be her big moment? Could she get money for her parents? Probably except there is one catch...

One day on your way home you see a new onion store has opened up in town after going in you meet the Lord and savior Shrek. You are taken away by his undeniable beauty. However he's still married to his slut of a wife Fiona. What will happen will he stay with his wife? Will he dump her slimey ass for you? Will you get a chance to ride donkey? These questions and MORE will be answered. Go on a shrexy adventure with shrek and a fun cast of wacky characters Starring Shrek Donkey Fiona Shreks long lost sister Shrekita Winnie the pooh Thomas the train Ronald mc Donald Naruto Jesus Christ Santa Claus Elmo Elsa Spongebob Hello kitty George Washington and a A magical talking pickle that can only say meow. This book will probably be a bestseller and adapted into a Netflix show be on the look out for it.

It's an essay! The writer goes to a camping TRIP and during this trip he face 3 problems!!!

onions, poetry.

When two men who do not agree with gay marriage fall in love, who knows what will happen next? Especially when one of the men is Donald Trump and the other is Tony Abbot.

Get shreked lol

I'M A MEME AND A MESS SO I MADE THIS I was going to write a beauty and the beast au but i thought of a more romantic movie; s h r e k So it's shrek but keith kogane is shrek. Lance McClain is Fiona and pidge is donkey. Lotor is Lord farquaad and i made allura a villain aswell don't get mad

A young girl kills onions. She thinks they hunt her to harm her, so she assassinates her. Unexpectedly, she is promoted to a Nightmare Assassin. The fear of fruits and vegetables really exists. It is called lachanophobia. It's quite fun when you think of it. Probably less so when you suffer from it.

The Onion King has returned to claim his throne in the Land of Wild Onions. Soon after, the horrible neighboring kingdom, Aresytea, attacks their peaceful lands and causes a large onion genocide. Can the Onion King win this fight to protect his good people?

[Second Book in the Snacks Trilogy] Accident: [noun] an event that happens by chance or that is without apparent or deliberate cause. -- ❝Hi, I'm calling regarding the Pickled Onions I bought from your company. I was wondering-❞ ❝Er-❞ ❝Well, my sister is pregnant and she's been craving Pickled Onions and so I chose your company and I just-❞ ❝What Pickled Onion? I swear I didn't steal it!❞ ▂▂▂▂ When Jonah supposedly calls Organic Pickles to order some more jars of Pickled Onions, he misdials and ends up talking to a girl who denies stealing Pickled Onions. What can happen from a confusing conversation? If you are reading this story on a platform other than Wattpad, you are at a risk of malware attacks. Highest Ranking : #18 in SS Cover by @ashtonlirwin ©feelthenirvana 2017 All Rights Reserved

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Onions and Harry make the perfect story