Onions Stories

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions. Shrek X...

y/n got sent to camp green lake by mistake! she was a girl, not a boy (sorry bro's you can pretend, I guess..) also, she didn't even do anything she was framed for steal...

one shots try

I get emails everyday, so I decided to make a collection of them. Check them out! DISCLAIMER: ALL CREDIT GOES TO THE RELEVANT MAILERS. I JUST COLLECT THE EMAILS.

Shrek can't take the pain

Many said it was unlikely, impossible even for an Ogre and galactic warlord to ever fall in loved. But that changed on day when Shrek a beloved ogre to all fell in love...

im a derp the end

They're Gonna Kill Me

How many layers does an onion have? It can have few, or many layers, but it doesn't matter because it's what makes the onion who it is. Think of yourself the same way.

Janice, the daughter of a faraway island, has always lived a normal life. Being the main farmer in her family, she is always busy providing her family with food and mone...

A set of Haiku and Haiku inspired poems about my daily experiences and musings while on the BART (Bay Area Rapid Transit).

Ace's life literally sucks. Until Rose. Rose has to choose between a gorgeous Russian exchange student or her best friend, whom she also acknowledges as gorgeous... Even...

This gives you some ways to be annoying, get a reputation as the weird person to avoid, and yeah!

You overworked yourself again and stayed at the store till 1AM. It was nothing new. The same people, the same smells, the same sounds, the same streets...but this time s...