Onions Stories

Shrek's life was dipped in a green hue until suddenly an orange light appeared... A love story between Donald, a man aspiring to be the student body president, and Shrek...

one shots try

[Second Book in the Snacks Trilogy] Accident: [noun] an event that happens by chance or that is without apparent or deliberate cause. -- ❝Hi, I'm calling regardi...

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions. Shrek X...

Adam Sirois is feeling sick recently, so he decides to make an appointment with dr daddy, thinking nothing of it. On my way the first appointment he feels a new feeling...

Shrek and Dragon Ball Z put together in a fashion that makes fun of both :) WARNING: Chapters may be out of order

Let's go down in deep

Read the title.

If this game keeps surviving, what if Sony and Microsoft make an alliance with Nintendo in this ridiculously ambitious crossover fictional multiverse? Make your wildest...

When two men who do not agree with gay marriage fall in love, who knows what will happen next? Especially when one of the men is Donald Trump and the other is Tony Abbot.

"Onions have layers. Ogres have layers." "Not everybody likes onions. Cakes have layers." "I don't care... what everyone likes. Ogres are not li...

Norway is chopping onions in the kitchen, preparing dinner, although things don't go as planned. Then things get even worse when Denmark comes in at the worst possible t...

They're Gonna Kill Me

Time for lovely cow to read bedtime story

11111111111111111111

Passive Ogressive is a story of forbidden love, heart-wrenching plot twists, and character development that will make you tear up like a freshly cut onion.

A new ogre in town named jake meets up with his old best friend and one night they get drunk at jake's house and... find out !