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According to Uncyclopedia:
Leonardo DiCaprio, pronounced as Leonartu The Cabrio and Lio De Capreiro is not a lesbian pornstar born in Hanoi, Vietnam in 1879. He was a lesbian pornstar in France , get it right people! DiCaprio was actually born in North Pole the by painter Leonardo DaVinci and Tom Hanks. He is currently the Archbishop of The Beach in Phuket, Thailand. He is of a mixed Italian-American-German-Indian-Pakistani-Japanese-Nigerian family backround.
In 1997, DiCaprio declared himself "King Of The World" while sailing from Martin Scorcese's left eyebrow to his right, a position and title that he holds to this day, and a trip which is still ongoing. His duties consist mainly of yammering on and on in our faces about how we're polluting the earth and should go green and blah blah blah. Also once a year the leaders of each nation on earth have to appear before him in a cafe in Thailand, and acknowledge his overlordship by allowing him to teabag them. For the rest, it's mostly ceremonial stuff.
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This 'freezing frenzy' would be remembered long after the event. Then the stories would start about what happened, the famous victims, the stoicism of those who chose to dress for dinner rather than finding a life jacket. It was a disaster but brought the best out in people, at least as the resulting legends would proclaim. When the shipwreck was discovered in the 1980s, there would be a new Titanic Fever though no one (yet) has suggested building a replica so that passengers could experience all the fears the originals went through and then go home happily to watch it all again on an iPhone. The Law of the Sea would be changed but let's face it, society loves a train ship wreck. In fact, the highest-grossing chick-flick in history is based on it! It grossed more than a billion dollars worldwide, even higher than Twilight , which the cliched romance part clearly ripped off of.
Lastly, Stupid things like stand at the front of the boat and scream about being the King of the world.
