its currently 2 am and tyjo wiggleworms was sleeping on the bottom of the bunkbed (bc well all know who tops in joshler amright;)) josh was on TOP of the bunk bed but he wasn't sleeping. his mind wasnt high anymore, but he was still bothered by tyler's "poetry book" and the cave near the creek. jish got his skeleton jacket and his red beanie and zayned out of the room before tyler wakes up
Jishwa walked to the weed trees and then walked in the cave. "wOT the hell" he screamed. He saw tyler's poetry book! he grabs the book and opens to a random page
" polarize = evil + eye+ dun =..."
Tf, he said. "What does polarize = evil + eye+ dun =??"
WAIT
WHAT
He looked back in the cave and saw a triangle with an eye in the middle. Josh realizes that the eye was his OWN EYES.
" hey there buddy chum pal friend bud chum pal fella brother amigo pal buddy friend chummy chum chum pal I don't mean to be rude my home slice bread slice dawg but I gotta warn you if you take one more didly darn step right there I'm gonna have to didlly darn snap your neck. and wowza wouldn't that be a crummy juncture huh? do u want that? do u wish upon yourself to come into physical experience with a crummy juncture because friend buddy chum friend chum pally pal chum friend if you keep this up well then gosh didly darn I just might have to get not so friendly with u my friendly friend pal friend buddy chum pally friend chum buddy"
"Wot!"
Tyler was behind josh all of a sudden. "What does this mean? TELL ME TYLER!!" Josh screams.
"EVIL EYE OF DUN"
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN"
"POLARIZE....EVIL EYE OF DUN"
"tf"
"you're part of the illuminati, josh"
"Oh i get it now."
"Well your still bottom"
"I know"
*violently whispers* no homo tho
and they all live happily ever after with brendon urie and ryan ross and get free milk <3
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the weed-tree fic
Фанфикthe story of how spooky-jim stole weed from blurryface. Enjoy |-/ [rated #1 in cringeworthy shrektastic fanfics] (this fic is 50% f*cked up, so don't sue me lmao//don't forget to voteee)
