SECOND.
(Caution: Some restricted parts or scenes are seen in this chapters and so on, for open-minded only. Read at your own risk.)
PHLOX.
".....of your life."
*phone beeps*
Binaba na?
Oh, prank call.
Ang hirap talaga 'pag gwapo ka eh, babae mismo nanliligaw. Tsk.
*knock knock*
Sinilip ko ng kaunti kung sino yung nasa pinto.
Wew. Malaki ang ano. Hour-glass shape. Pwede na.
"S-So... Phlox right? I hope I'm not disturbing anything, the name's Vivian." Tapos kumindat pa. See what I mean? Babae na ang nanliligaw!
"Sure, babe." I gave her a smack. Then I led the way to the bed.
We started kissing each other roughly, and passionately. Woah, the girl's aggressive.
I began taking off her clothes and she did the same.
Now both our clothes are lying on the floor.
Her chest was exposed. 'One of the biggest,' I thought.
I sucked her t*ts and she moaned.
"Ssssh, someone might hear us, Vic---babe." Ayan na naman eh, Victoria ba o Vicky? Ay basta!
The next thing I did was take off her underwear.
"Wet already?" I muttered and she blushed. Tss, what a sl*t. "We haven't started yet." And I began taking her to paradise.
QUACIANA.
Binabaan ko na s'ya after sabihin 'yun.
Okay... off to Phlox!
"Mila, paki-cancel lahat ng appointments ko, okay?" Sabi ko kay Mila, ang secretary ko. Or one of the head nurses.
"Yes, Ma'am. Ay Ma'am Ciana, pasan po kayo?" Nginitian ko lang si Mila. Tokwa, kahit close kami ne'to hindi n'ya pwede malaman!
"Ha? D'yan lang, uhh, kila Cy." Tumango naman si Mila sa'kin habang chini-check ang sched ko.
"Walang magiging komplikasyon sa pag-cancel n'yo Ma'am, small appointments lang po. Ingat Ma'am!" Tumayo na ako tsaka ako kumaway kay Mila.
Pagsakay ko sa kotse ko, kinuha ko agad yung papel para sa address nung gunggong. 'Ba. Bakit hindi bahay 'tong address? Condo lifestyle? 'Lang bahay? Bawal umuwi? Sus.
Wit. Gutom ako. Drive-thru tayo, ako lang pala. Friessssssss! McDooooooo! Oo na, para nang bata! Pake n'yo ba?
"Large fries, op, BFF nalang pala, dalawahin mo na. Coke Float, Green Apple, Large. Tig-dalawa. Thanks."
"Is that all Ma'am? That will cost *****."
"Yes, that's all." Tsaka ako dumiretso sa bayadan. Labas wallet. Labas pera. Bigay pera. Kuha sukli. Lagay sa wallet. Sara wallet.
Nung nakuha ko na, hindi ko muna kinain, baka maubos na, 'di matiran yung gunggong.
Oo, sa'kanya yung isa. Tsaka uy. 'Di ko naman kaya ubusin 'yon lahat.
Pagdating ko sa condo, sinuot ko yung glasses ko then binitbit ko yung pagkain.
Paglabas ko sa kotse, gi-nreet ako ni Mr. Sun. Ang ineeet. Jeez.
Sumakay ako sa elevator then pinindot ko yung 3rd floor.
'Kay, 134.
129... 130.. 131... 132.. 133... aha! 134!
Nang makadating ako sa harap ng pinto, kakatok na sana ako kaso may narinig akong ungol.
Sht. WRONG TIMING BAAAAA?!
"F-Faster Phlox! A-Ahhhh!" Oh shooooooooot! Mah virgin earsss!
"U-Uhhh! A-A-Ahhhh! P-Phlox! I-It's coming out!" TAKIP TENGA MODE. I'M NOT HEARING ANYTHING! NO! WALA!
"That was fast babe, here." Futssssssspa!
"BWISET! ANO BA 'YAN?! GAWIN N'YO NGA 'TONG SOUND-PROOF! HAYOP!" 'Di ko na napigilan. AYAN NA, ALL CAPS PA! PARA DAMANG DAMA!
"W-Who's there?!" Luhh, boses 'yan ni It's coming out daw!
"Go now, Victoria--"
"VIVIAN!" Kelan birthday ni Phlox? Isang box ng Memo Plus Gold regalo ko.
"Ugh! Just get out!"
Tapos biglang bumukas yung pinto.
E-Eh... parang nirape yung babae! W-Well.. pwede na?
"Ikaw! Sino ka ba?!" Nice. Ang ganda ng salubong n'ya!
"Ako yung tumawag sa'yo, ano? Ulyanin? Iba ba boses ko sa phone? -_-"
"WHAT?! IKAW YUNG BALIW NA CREEPY NA STALKER KO?!" No way highway! AKO?! AS IN AKO, SI QUACINA, BALIW AT CREEPY?! And above that, stalker?!
"NO! Look, pagusapan natin 'to gunggong. McDo you want?" Tanong ko at pumasok sa condo n'ya. Thank god naka T-Shirt na s'ya.
Kinuha n'ya naman agad yung McDo pati yung float.
"Anong paguusapan?! Lumayas ka!"
"Kapal ng muks! Akin na 'yang McDo ah?! Kukuhanin mo 'tas papa-alisin mo ko?! Asan ang utang na loob, Phlox?!" Okay, Um-OA na'ko dun. :P
"May manipis ba kasing mukha?" Philosopher ka na Phlox? Since when?
"Yung mukha ng stickman sa papel. Ang nipis," Inirapan ko s'ya at umupo sa upuan. "Anyway. Titira ako sa condo mo for a year. Is that clear?"
"Anong is that clear?! Hindi pwede!"
"Arte mo, ha! Basta! Dito na'ko titira and you can't do anything about it!" Saad ko habang kagat ang isang fries.
Told ya, Phlox.
I'm getting you by hook or by crook.
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