Hi! This is a conversation I acctually had between a made up character, my friend (who in this I shall call Jake) and me. >:) Keep in mind, I have a vivid imagination and I was mostly joking... Mostly O_O!!!!
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Simone: Hi Jake!
Jake: Hello Simone... What do I have to deal with today?
Simone: I want you to meet my new friend Smiley! Say hello Smiley...
:)
Jake: Simone... That's an Emoticon...
:'(
Simone: Shhhhhh! You will offend him! I'm not giving you any food when he steals yours!
>:)
Jake: But I-
Simone: ANYWAY!!! Wanna hear about the gangster cats by my house?
Jake: Gangster cats?
Simone: Yes they sit outside my back door and keep me up with their meowing... Evil beings!
Jake: Sure why not, tell me all about it.
Simone: They meow at midnight and later. They always say 'come outside, we are just regular cats in need of petting' but I know better...
Jake: Simone that's not possib-
Simone: YES IT IS!!!! Do not be naive... They are EVERYWHERE!!!!! They are EVERYTHING!!!!!
Jake: I thought they were cats.
Simone: Yes they are.
Jake: But you said tha-
Simone: JAKE! Stay on topic!
Jake: Ok! Fine... Jees...
Simone: Last night was the last straw!
Jake: *sigh* And why was it the last straw?
Simone: One of the cats flew at my window! Like a catapult! Like it was flung by a giant sling shot! Now I need a way to get rid of the gangster cats!
Jake: Simone don't do anything rash!
Simone: Can you PLEASE stay on subject?!? I am telling you about evil cats and your going off about rashes!!!
Jake: I didn't mean t-
Simone: WAIT!!! Sling shot..... For cats.... Cat sling shot....
Jake: Simone...
Simone: SMILEY! Are you still there?
Simone: I will need a woven basket, a giant rubber band, a giant stick that splits in two halfway, LOTS of ducktape, cat nip, other cat treats/toys and a frozen lemonade from Tim Hortons! Stat!
:) *walks away*
Jake: Oh no...
~4 HOURS LATER~
Simone: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Jake: What are you- Woah! *ducks to avoid flying cat*
Cat: MEOW!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Flails arms and legs*
Simone: Perfect... We have done it Smiley! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!
>:)
Jake: THAT'S IT! I'M OUT! I QUIT! FIND ANOTHER ACTOR FOR THIS PART!!! *Stomps off*
Director: Great! Now we gotta get the understudy...
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Hi again!!! My mind is a weird place right?
Wanna make my day and press the button that says vote??? ;)
Come on... You know you wanna!!
STILL ACCEPTING REQUESTS!!!!!
Ok! Say goodbye to the cast!
Cast: Goodb-
Jake: WATCH OUT!!!
*Everyone ducks and cats fly by*
Director: Simone!!!!!
~ MOI (Simone)
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When I Talk (conversations that I am having with various people in my head)
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